definitelynotanorangutan

definitelynotanorangutan

@wynderer.bsky.social

A human and/or human adjacent being. She/her

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Fallen London. Ook.

more mr. spice guy@juniorhoncho.bsky.social

people love acting like they know what a snowball's chances are in hell. they go, oh it's too hot down there, it'd melt. ok.. so dogs can eat a guy's bits 'n pieces over and over, all day every day forever and never run out, but you figure thermodynamics are still etched in stone? honestly, fuck you

People say that AI usage is a sign of lazyness. I find this offensive. I am lazy "person" and I would never use AI because it is literally stealing others work and killing our planet in the process. I would rather just not get shit done, than use AI. Ook.

You are in a town you have never been. You hunger. You see a shop. "CalZone" Your stomach growls. You step inside and there is only white nothingness. And a little man at a dining table. This is Cal. He asks if you would like to play dungeons & dragons. Welcome to the Cal Zone.

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