Alexandra Samios

But how does Marissa Mayer's daughter feel about Cheesecake Factory.

Buy pitchforks first

So guess I'm NOT watching #GPFRA Men's free replay bc it is entirely ads that you cannot skip, parts of the comp I've already seen, and Johnny Fucking Weir talking too much. WHY DOES PEACOCK DO THIS. I cannot bear it if I have to watch the entire flipping GP like this. World Feed only pls.

Did you bait and switch your constituents @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social? Did they know that you were a bigot and hatemonger with appalling anti-trans attitudes? Who will you come for next? I'm disgusted.

That was a truly horrible and bizarre music cut for Joos with the voiceover parts ugh. And the Breakfast at Tiffany's costume wut. #GPFRA #GPFigure

I can't believe this stupid comp has made me root for Eteri skaters. #GPFRA #GPFigure

Getting to the point in the weight loss that I need new clothes because my pants are falling off. (36 down, 15 to go, the old fashioned way)

Gosh, Chris, how come there hasn't been a Russian team here since 2020? Why could that be? No way to tell! It's just a mystery! #GPFRA #GPFigure

So we've got the cheaters/abusers/enablers on top in ice dance and reps of the warmongering genocidal mafia-state aggressors on top in pairs. I'm so done with this sport. #GPFRA #GPFigure

Why the holy f are there Russians in this competition. And skating right after Ukraine. What are you doing ISU? stg I'm really going to stop watching figure skating. #GPFRA #GPFigure

Am I losing my mind? Is the Men's Short not on Peacock? I didn't see a tile for the live one, and there's now no replay? wtf. #GPFRA #GPFigure

I love my leaf blower. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

No Chris what sets these two apart is that they are cheaters and abusers #GPFRA #GPFigure

And we all just pretend that this is fine. #GPFRA #GPfigure #cheatersandabusers

They're all doing Golden Waltz to THAT'S NOT A WALTZ it's driving me insane. #GPFRA #GPFigure

Allowing cheaters and abusers into figure skating competition makes it impossible to watch. Sick to my stomach. Why are they even fucking there. Already cheated their way to the brass ring last year, just fking go away. #GPFRA #GPFigure

Shouldn't they be, like, dancing cheek to cheek? #GPFRA #GPFigure

Been watching Torville and Dean old skates all week, and really, the rules changes just destroyed ice dance. No-touch step sequence WHY. Twizzle as the apotheosis of ice dance WHY. It's like they just really want it to be Pairs, but stupid. #GPFRA #GPFigure

If you see this, post something blue

Fat Girl Slim turns 5!

Sorry, @pbs.org, I love that NOVA did a program about Great Zimbabwe, but I will not watch a show created with AI. Hire artists, you fuckers.

i miss when Biden had that dog that would bite everyone

I was so civic duty today: Covid booster PLUS

Being a legal fangirl and not really someone with actual legal understanding, I generally don't like to listen to court proceedings, but the segment from @lawandchaospod.bsky.social today about the Presidential Records Act was aMAZing.

Bluesky as therapy. or not (delete button ftw)

Ugh i was going to do the dishes but I have to disavow the Muslim brotherhood

The world is on fire (sometimes literally). I fully support lengthy discourses on 1- why microwave is the devil's tool and 2- there will always be an England chapter ♾️

I made books with zippered pockets out of a skirt I found at Goodwill. #blueskyart

Meanwhile we're talking about this idiot blonde-who-is-not-and-never-has-been-a-fcking-lawyer and not Elon Musk trying to buy Texas and destroy Ukraine.

Redheadposting

Just had a business lunch with people who are a little socially awkward and yet I'm pretty sure I came away with the can't-function-around-grownups prize. sigh

I really do have work to do and Slim (A Cat) reminds me that “cuddles” tops the list always

One of the problems with living alone is that when you do something epic and virtuous like clean the basement, there's no one to admire you (not that the ex ever noticed when I did stuff like that). Anyway, please admire me.

Lol Amazon just prevented me from ordering pants in the size I now need bc i lost 40 lbs. it changed the size I chose in the cart and then wouldn’t let me change it

Don't get in pissing contests with online asshole racists when you're hangry, just saying.

Quote repost with a photo from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Trying to explain to my SIL that it doesn't matter that "the mailbox I use is secure, and the mail room is only accessible to residents" if the PRESIDENT IS FUCKING WITH THE POST OFFICE. (So please use a county drop box or vote in person)

An underappreciated aspect of the Jurassic Park movies is that it got us all thinking of dinosaurs as girls.

Today I learned that the UK's Blue Angels are called the Red Arrows, which strangely enough I learned watching the @timeteam.bsky.social patron-only Dig Watch.

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?