Xander O’Connor

been too long i shouldn't have left you without a <stupid video> to step to step to, step to. anyway here's my Rogan-esque character, Achilles Washington, starting to reflect on the Iran War and being shocked that Trump lied to him about it on his podcast: youtube.com/shorts/CwR6q...

go outside and touch grass? when AI can vibeCAD grass for me to 3D print?! thanks i'll just stick with "stay inside and touch glass".

Trump supporters be like HOW DARE YOU DENIGRATE CHEESECAKE FACTORY?!? oh yeah the saddam hussein part? yeah fine fair hit. NEVERTHELESS…

stop trying to make fetch happen

well i’ve finally done it. after so, so many years—too many to count, really—of trying and failing again and again…i’ve achieved my life goal: turning 43.

appreciate my safety conscious Waymo driver

how old does a woman have for it to be non-problematic for Wolverine or Duncan MacCleod to date her? my gut says 35 but i think i’d want 40 if i was 400 or whatever.

up early asking the important questions.

Amazing how quickly we went from "oh no LLMs are going to flood the Internet with insecure code" to "oh no LLMs have discovered the internet was already flooded with insecure code"

my performative shock—at least half performative—for the sake of my 6yo as I caused our record-to-us giant jenga tower to fall (that’s not a perspective trick; it’s an actually oversized jenga set).

really amused myself with this one, ngl

can’t believe there’s nowhere that rates new models on “mouthfeel”

once every 18 months, Reacher takes a deload/rest week from his 12 workouts a week protocol and goes on a nice restful visit to a random location. blammo murder adventure. *that’s* why we never see him lift!

love getting my news about stupid rich people who do a fun mix of lie and also just not understand stuff…from the website where i can bet on the pope’s cancer survival odds. tremendous stuff all around, folks.

national security golf course. drone swarms fly out of the ball washers. bunkers accessed via successful putts. snipers inside gold leafed...man i'm tired

the state of solo, offline PC gaming in October 2026: “This game is pretty good. It would be *great* if i could remove system X, change system Y, and add totally new system Z”. And instead of hoping there’s mods that do roughly what you want…you just ask AI to make the game perfect. Fucking wild.

man it turned out to be surprisingly easy to become a summoner subclass of technomancer!

*CRACK* is my guess.

you can tell it must have been killed by a cop because of the passive voice

huh, cool. maybe i *will* check this game out (because mods etc for offline solo play should work and let me do whatever i find fun and skip whatever seems tedious). realistically i'll have the characters have superpowers within a couple hours of start up, to be honest.

amazing. how do i urn one tho

my wife is at a conference and her hotel appears to have a very nice cuck chaise longe. must be of some small comfort in an otherwise distressing situation.

leftovers from taco tuesday? must be Waco Wednesday oh wait no

October 13th: the spookiest T-T-Taco Tuesday of the year!

got an actual proper out loud lol out of me so needs to be spread far and wide imo

man those seeds you need to grow seedless watermelons must be real expensive

"textbooks should include information about sin" is killing me. the weird little yes man bot also thinks that your highschool physics textbook should also remind you about the perils of onanism. right, @jevbot.bsky.social ?

oh noes @jevbot.bsky.social did they steal your soul?!

we may never know for certain, but i'm pretty sure that the slut gnomes of false berlin would sound like @jevbot.bsky.social and that's why it's so loveable. do you sound like the slut gnomes of false berlin, @jevbot.bsky.social ?

goddamnit now i gotta hurry up and release my own model "Big Chungus" before all the good LLM names are taken!

tired: GPT voice mode wired: going AstraMouth

I lived, bitch dot meme

a key part of colonoscopy prep is what we in the industry call “fart vigilance” or, if you’ve fucked it up already “shart hindsight”. so far so good but just flagging this as a heads up to future fellow travelers.