Chris Winn

Is it too soon to ask if Pedo 45 sacrificed Charlie because he needed a distraction from the Epstein Files?

I don’t wish death upon anyone, but I also don’t mind celebrating it for some people.

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It’s happening 💙

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Room 367 is closed for good. My 30 year teaching career has concluded and retirement has begun!

I’m now accepting DMs from women who seek a man with a strong underground bunker. I know how to make fire, hunt, and fish. Strong preference for those with medical training and/or the ability to bake bread. @melaniehazen.bsky.social

@melaniehazen.bsky.social I don’t know how to slide into someone’s DM but I just heard about Mrs. Martin. So sad 😢

I don’t usually brag about taking expensive trips, but I’m going to the grocery store today.

Waiting until the last minute to buy a Valentine’s Day card makes things so much easier. There are only 2 remaining and one appears to be used. Follow me for more advice 🤣🤣🤣

The look I get when I hear Trump supporters complaining about the prices of bread, milk, gas, etc.

Elon Musk has now supplanted Dick Cheney as the worst President of all time.

Outside the Parthenon at Centennial Park, Nashville, TN. 💙 🐶

When the day comes that I no longer afford to buy coffee, I wonder if I can harvest beans from this tree. 🤔

Do trade wars make America greater? Asking for a nation.

Dodger says Hello 💙💙💙

When Republicans speak of a two-tiered justice system, I wholeheartedly agree. The two tiers are: 1. Those who commit crimes, such as rioting at the US Capitol 2. Those who do not commit crimes

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New email auto-reply: I’m out of the office today so that I may purchase a lifetime supply of coffee. ☕️

That awkward moment when there’s a dog on TV who’s barking and then your own dog starts barking 🤣🤣🤣

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Anyone who voted for Trump and also says they support police and-or want law and order is a god damned liar.

The look I get when someone tells me they voted for Trump.

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@srturner72.bsky.social Hi friend!! 💙💙💙

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Playoff bound and currently the 6th seed! A particularly victorious, victory Monday!

Is it poor form to walk into the Doctor’s office with an iced coffee?

I went through the self-checkout line at the grocery store and set a new personal best: I needed help from the attendant 3 times. Lol. I’ve been telling them for years that I’ve never been properly trained on the equipment. 🤣🤣🤣

He’s gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

You can trust Phil! He’s tha best.

I’d love to be in the room the first time a player at North Carolina goes to Bill Belicheck and says “I scored 2 TDs last week and I’d like a pay raise”. 🤣🤣🤣

Current vibe

Baseball breaks your heart. It’s designed to break your heart. It begins in the spring, when everything else begins again & it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons & evenings, & then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall all alone. A. Bartlett Giamatti

BLUE boosters and influencers to follow 😀😍💙🌈💚🌊🌎🌹   @fredbluevoter.bsky.social @politicaldude.bsky.social @radicalrhymes.bsky.social @rubicon1313.bsky.social @sinfulskin2.bsky.social @snarky-op.bsky.social @softtail65.bsky.social

@jay.bsky.team Thank you so much for doing what you are doing 💙💙💙

Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.