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im not a programmer i'm barely even a casual grammer, i can't gramm for shit

wdym i have to take my meds again i just did that yesterday

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Wishing all a very opaque trans day of visibility

“It’s always helpful to be told ‘you’re just not the right fit for us’ by practically every employer in the country,” Bernard continued. “Turns out all this time, I was barking up the wrong tree. All of the trees.”

Ur going to have to try harder than that...

That's cool, I'm just gonna start biting people

i'm not afraid anymore. i won't be silenced. programmer socks. blåhaj. skirt spinny

i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking

Shoutout to whoever left a pack of steaks at my apartment's free stuff shelf. No idea how you intended to keep them fresh but you do you

Cat-mandated break time

if what you put on a job application is a resume would that make what you put on a dating profile a rizzume