We The Purple

My man looking like he's announcing new AI-powered fire

What is it about detectives in movies eating sandwiches in their cars that makes it look like the best sandwich ever?

🎵This Charmin man🎵

They should make a news that's good

Add piss to a band name 30 Seconds to Piss

Whalefall.

Sports phrases that sound sexual but aren’t: Reverse play

Movie --> Porn Parody You Can See Everything (Wink, Wink)

Boyz 3 Men

It's called hypertrichosis. Maybe you've furred of it.

Meanestrone

Rest in peace, Ziggy. You lived a long cat life, saw many different countries, met many wonderful people (who all fell in love with you), and kept me company for 17 years. You were, quite simply, the greatest cat, a perfect roommate, and my best friend. I will miss you forever, sugarbear.

The gaming industry is really just a layoff industry that occasionally makes games

Cats should simply never get sick and live forever. It's going to hurt like a motherfucker to lose this guy and I'm not ready

Oh hell yes www.polygon.com/ridley-scott...

ok, what? holy shit... FREE Witcher 3 remaster?!?!?

OK, but Usain Bolt didn't run into a wall doing it and then have to get carried out on a stretcher.

Make a band bigger: BD/ED Bushier

So weird having a solar eclipse during a heat wave. Like... the sun is trying to kill us but is also a little shy about it

Tell that to my next-door neighbors

guns and roses? in THIS chinese democracy?!

Bruce Campbell, have Raimi direct it and it's a mash-up with Evil Dead. All the monsters are deadites, he uses a chainsaw instead of a bow, you get it

This is about me winning the lottery.

GHOST THAT TAUNTS ME

Really distracted by the "we have Nintendo Direct at home" logo.

Star Trek would be doing pretty well... until a jedi shows up. But then Q shows up and Star Trek wins.

He's made some incredible movies and some ok movies. Even as a big fan of some of his work, it averages out to "eh, he's fine".

Unfortunate font choice at this cookie place.

instead of a y, cyclops should be spelled with one i.

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Labyrinth that is historically accurate and true to the art of Bowie

Evil Dead Burn where a deadite roasts someone and all the other deadites go ‘ohh burn’

i'm having a "is this coffee even doing anything" kind of day

Why is the Guardian using the "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" font?

lol ew.com/jesse-eisenb...

My skeet when I hit post

It's easy to forget that Q was just in 8 episodes of TNG (and even then he was only around for a few minutes in most of these). His character left such a huge mark on the entire series that you could always feel his influence even when he wasn't on screen

She's a 6 but she's afraid of 7.

Once gain, the Mummy franchise is redeemed

Oh now the showrunner is regenerating too?

yeah, they're full of nougat and caramel so that makes sense

Because of inflation, Willy is no longer free. You have to pay for it now.

🎵My milkweed brings all the bugs to the yard and they're like, "are you very distraught" damn right, i'm very distraught🎵

a rebuttal to ken’s bullshit: