⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️

a chicken ain’t nothin but a bird

paint me like one of your cheap Home Depot doors

Iso #phish #msg tickets. All 4 nights please. Fair warning. This will be a daily post between now and procurement of tickets. Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter. ISO: Hot Date.

Why Are Men #58367 A regular at the market came up to me and commented that the woman singing(we have musicians play during market) sounded very good. His next phrase was ‘And I’ll bet she tastes pretty good as well’ and I was so shocked I couldn’t really respond. Jesus fuck dude 😳

I should have gathered some of these oysters last week when I saw them but they are still gonna be good.

I had a very wholesome wrong number interaction

one of the best parts of the market manager job is walking around and putting out the signs while super blazed and watching the sunrise

I think my dog got slightly sprayed by a skunk but I’ve got no energy to deal 😳😬😳😬😭😭😬😳

Shakedown

looking for two Saturdays, panic 🙏

Ain’t Life Grand outro

My younger daughter came to visit this week and it was amazing. Lots of good food, hiking, and weed smoking. But she couldn’t get out of town without a little fun tax I guess. It’s gonna be quiet, quiet quiet now

hell yeah da bears

nice boobie clouds

now that’s a shaft

I wanna Hold Your Hand In My Pants

Wish You Were Here in My Pants

I haven’t cleaned this chillum since I bought it at Phish Red Rocks in ‘95. They just don’t make em like this anymore with those layers of color and a fatty pouch to go with it. Also, my 22yo daughter had never seen how you are supposed to smoke a chillum, so I learned her up.

fatty fuckin Cuban sandwich and delicious fuckin tostones

this mushroom is going off

Richard Bachman coded shit

good morning to you lovely weirdos

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ayyo who up disavowing the 12 tribes?

She can just leave the keys in the car for the tow truck so I am headed down to get them. Also, I JUST PAID 4.89 A GALLON FOR GAS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Fahk! My younger daughter is on the way here after doing a road trip from Glacier to the west coast and down and she hit a piece of metal on the highway 90 miles from here. She is ok(and with a friend) but the car isn’t drivable and it will be like 5 hours till she can get a tow.

jfc da bears are gonna fuck around and lose this game somehow

look at this Kentucky ass utensil

lfg da bears

I just realized I can see my breath inside my house this morning 🥶

check out this wild mushroom, it was wet and slippery 👀

I had a great make out session in a dream and I think it’s finally time for a girlfriend.

I went to Mecca* yesterday *the farm where the best green chile in the world grows

this was my fave painting as a teenager and hung above my bed

This part of the slab had a low spot near the door so I ground out a channel

Will take OBO!!!

I just pulled a shirt out of my closet that still had the tags on it from 2018 😳

I don’t do this very often, but I was looking at @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social forehead, and I looked at it up and down. He’s an athlete, I don’t know if you know that. And his forehead is, just the most perfect, well it’s not an ass, but I was looking at it like wow, I can feel it inside of me

Eating Raoul for Tax Purposes

If anyone is stuck with an extra pit for Huntsville tonight that they would be willing to miracle to me, I’ll pass it on and miracle my stands ticket to someone and you’ll be doing a double miracle. 🌈🌈

this great northern bean stew is amazing, just in case you were wondering

calm down, cloud

One of my YCC kids told a me that she has a fake toe do to a childhood accident, and I can not tell if she is trolling me.

I swear, this is the last bag #greenchile

Throwing Stones on the outro more like Throwing Picks amiright da bears?

jeezus the bears look absolutely horrible, poor ghost of mike ditka

let’s go da bears!!!

You’ll be happy to know my not at all redneck clothesline is still kicking.

Can anyone recommend a good restaurant nearish to Mt Rainier? My daughter is there on a trip and will be going to see the mountain in a few days.

what a sunrise!!!