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7-Year-Old Unable To Maintain Single Cohesive Storyline While Playing With Action Figures https://theonion.com/7-year-old-unable-to-maintain-single-cohesive-storyline-1819578954/

Tyla's "Truth or Dare" has been stuck in my head...such brilliance. Hoping "Chanel" gives me the same feeling.

Extended metaphors are going to extend I guess. #SirensOnNetflix #Sirens #TVSky

Finding out Tyla is on the soundtrack for the new Smurfs movie has me so interested in it all of a sudden 🤭. I'm not excited enough to watch the film 🤣, but I'll get into the soundtrack and merch.

The April Fools Day episode proved just how melodramatic #TheRookie is OMG! 😅 #TVSky

It’s Beychella on the severed floor! #TVSky 📺 #Severance

Invisible zippers >>> Regular zippers

Fictional cops >>>>>> Real cops

“People are like nature’s apps.” - The Good Place.

“Blueberry Pie LLC” and listing the cast of characters as “The Players”. Oh, #Heretic, the film 📽️that you are 👩🏾‍🍳🤌🏾😘!

Happy New Year people of Bluesky!

Popular, you're gonna be popuuulaaaaar!

So the Grinch was just against overconsumption the whole time 🤔? We love an anti-capitalist environmentalist king!

I hope this isn't considered an unpopular opinion in the #WinxClub fandom, but I must say this: ‘Fairy of the Sun and Moon’ is a much cooler title than ‘Fairy of the Shining Sun’. The latter sucks!

Oh no, not Crimbo 🤣🤣🤣

Give me liiiiiiiife I'll change yooouuuuurs!!!

If Cupid had a heart, I could own it oooooh. He’d fall in love with me in no time at all. I need you to see; I need you with me.

I need us to bring forth a Southern Hemisphere Holiday/Christmas aesthetic, and Tyla should lead the charge.

I also learned that Tyla had my heart and ear this year, which should surprise no one.🥰

Not that you asked but my top song on Spotify this year goes something like this, "I can't relaaaaaate to desperation, my give a fu-..."

Bluesky gave me an opportunity to use the domain I bought four years ago. I'm so excited 🤭🩷.

I'm excited to see what I get to do with the rest of my life.

Justice for Luzi Wuzi 😭😭😭💔🌈 #TheEmpress #TVSky

DEVELOPING] South Africa welcomes ICC arrest warrants for Israeli PM Netanyahu, former Defense Minister Gallant, and Hamas leader al-Masri. DIRCO's Chrispin Phiri calls it a step towards justice.

Pom poms are such precious little dogs 🥹🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

1997 🤷🏾‍♀️

I'm going to need South African news organisations to get themselves together and start using their official domains on here 😭😭.

Guitar should definitely be the first instrument I learn to play. 🩷

“Give all your tears to me.” “I'll be a river you can float in.” 🥹 Tyla’s songwriting pen is made of platinum.

Frogs are such nasty creatures! Why do they even? #SouthAfrica

Hi, I’m Gao, I’m a digital communicator, feminist content creator and journalist based in South Africa. Good to be here #SouthAfrica #Feminist #Journalist

Hard to say 🤔 it’s a tie between “TYLA” by Tyla and “TYLA+” by Tyla.

This is so cute! 🥹

I love a messy Christmas family film where they play a song like “It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Yeeeeeaaaaarrr” while an all-out brawl is happening in the background. So effortlessly funny 😭.

I can't believe it's almost Christmas. Time goes by quickly.

Hair oils dripping down the nape of your neck is such a zero out of ten experience! I hate it so much! 🥲

I watched Gothika from start to finish for the first time last night, and OMG, it was so good and creepy 😭😭😭. #filmsky

@gaophala.bsky.social Welcome 🥹🩷

Mentally, I'm still in Barbie Summer (or Winter, seeing as I'm in the Southern Hemisphere).

Critically panned movies should fall into two categories: “good for what it is” and “no, you don’t understand it’s ACTUALLY BAD”. Because what do you mean “Catwoman” is only 3% better than “Movie 43”?? Are you joking??? Those films are worlds apart! “Catwoman” is a masterpiece!!!

And one that doesn't instantly refresh before you can read posts that caught your eye.

And a reminder to governments to allocate adequate funds to libraries so they don't constantly get closed down 🙃. Democratise access to information!

I'm watching a movie that came out over a year ago and hitting pause because of secondhand embarrassment 🫣. Like “Girl, relax. It already happened.”

I swear those ads were out to get me!!

I considered YouTubing how this app works, found the idea exhausting and just decided to wing it and figure it out as I go. That’s how I figured out how to use the other app that’s (hopefully) now on her death bed; it should work perfectly here.