xochi

wow its so hard to remember to post consistenrly

simon

messy wife messy life!

in fact it cant infact it can in favt it cant in fact it can in favt it cant in fact it can in fact it cwnt

cocnept: meshtastiv earrings that let me broadcast my unfiltered stream of consciouaness to unwitting fellow users

babe you wouldnt get it... my tummy is shper sensitive so i can only eat people meat... it is mwdically necesaary for me to eat you and youre b3ing REALLY selfish rn

is cybwrtruc

love is holding the pprtable urinal

why do u think yjey call it the cock roa ch

she just like me fr fr...

babe would u still love me if i wete a nucl3ar shadow

it is real waoting for dns records to updaye hours

mandatory space pilot unifirm invludes locked collar w/ bell

"women only uze keybaords for stuoid shit, like raspberry pi media cwnters and world of warcradt"

i cant hear th3 thougjys if i play my music lpud enouhj (:

grt in th3 clone ottos bone

humanity was neber meant tp be more thsn 3 inch3s above the gtound, let alone occupy a 3 stpry building. your hubris must b3 stopped and it will by my two hwnds if neccesary

godless jumper, i hope you birn like icarus

i cqn and will eat cvs offbrand gasx like candy

wearing a cowboy hat witjout oqning any cows is cultural appropriayion

so many pastabilities .....

i like going out woth hidden collar... eheheh...

seafood salad yumi yummi

wh3n my jragn melt on my

backstreet boys' "as long as you lov3 me" is about a yandere by a yandere

hahaha TRAUMA RESP9NSE hahahahahahah TRAUMA RESPINSE guess whay fuck3r TRAUMA RESPINC3

they need to add like a "beloved reply girl" button next to the follow button, to show your reply girls you appreciate them even if you dont want to see their bad posts on your timeline

she has pigtails

yeah youve beeen a bad civiliqn radio operator *leaves ypu lasting scars with a whip antenna tak3n from a junkyard 1995 toyota tacoma*

in sane in thw ten ayyyy

yaar it be steewin me gonads

got comments from a stranger at home depot when i was buy8ng a wrecking bar because my default idle animation is "holding a melee weap9n", like "whatre ypu gonna use that for?" in tjat way older guys talk to dangerous lookimg younger women im still a lityle giddy from that (:

@noise.observer im the gime stopper i stop th3 gime

still seeing gob despite the existwnxe of gobstoppers

im in my untrustwortjy narrator phase (lying)

"jack frost nippiny at your noooose~" *horrific medical examination imagery of facial frostbite*

i see dead people too, theres lots od them in my magic light stone

beta males famtasize ablut dying on the battlefield alpha males fantasize abojt dying on tje battlwfield as a girl

you airnt wjat you wairnt

tostitos gimlet

oh hey the oroducers of Weapons saw my bsky post

if i werw an anime character all of my inv9luntary (deeply self-ingrain3d) exertiom noises would be soundboarded

waau, am so eepy

im gonna moss this tub at the hotel when we go back homw, its long rnough for me to stretcg out fully and th3 water g3ts so hot that it feels lik3 satan is lickinh my feet when i step in

jonker mpreg

@airithevixen.bsky.social s a plessute to hsve in class