Xopher Sean 🥷🏾

Okay JoJo S4 E2 with the Jodeci drop

I think Aubrey may have cast a spell or stole the infinity stones from ray J. I have listened to Thank Me Later, Take Care && What a Time to Be Alive over the past week and that’s new

You think One Piece is all fun and games until you’re crying your eyes out mid episode. It has some of the most emotional moments I’ve ever watched

If all millennials are peak intelligence and I’m a peak millennial does that mean I’m double peaked??

New parents; where yaw shopping for baby stuff cuz we still not goin to target right??? Where yaw shopping?

Listen don’t make a timeless album because I will play that bitch out AND a decade later. Today I listened to Thank Me Later for the vibes and Renaissance for the mission.

Wayment, Case Keenum is QB3?!?! Playin like this 14 years in?

Not my door dash driver pushing a Range Rover and meanwhile my sonata in the shop

Cuz wtf you gon do w/ a coffe iced or not in an interview? I’m asking you a question and you sitting up there

Don’t bring your wet ass cup to my office trying to sit it on my furniture!! I don’t have coasters for YOU

New York the people have spoken. Yaw have to SHARE our Mayor.

🗣️COLIN, I know I better see yonass run for senator or somn. You started this shit, now finish it

There’s only one version of Shabang I like fr fr

In CA I’m becoming anti-union but I’m always Pro Labor in the Southeast and Midwest.

Idk yaw not gon stop me from using

Millennials are the Super Intelligence ijs

Aye the last time we got some shit done in this country we had to 🔥🎯

Paul’s behavior when he reunited with Rudy is really fucked up. He’s not wrong but he took all his frustration out on Rudy because he’s jealous of him. #MushukoTensei

14 year old me watching that scene

Me trying to watch Mushuko Tensei

How many of yaw believe the bible to be a history book? Im tryin to see sumn 👀

When Jodeci Feenin comes on your playlist while you in the office

Also, less sports betting and more strip clubs please 🙂‍↕️

We need less pickleball and more hooters

Man the way I miss the Obama years.

While yaw out here grabbing senators, gon get that other one too.

News say Iran got a plot to…you know. I’m tryin to see if they need help.

Paramount Plus DIIIIIRTY for locking Avatar Aang behind a paywall. 😤😤😤

MY CLOUD IN MY HOUSE

I’m glad I cut this shit on at the end

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Oh I love all these lil apps

🍋😼 don’t sound too bad www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBp8RjTB/

Just found out Wayne Brady is voicing Taryon Darrington, no wonder he’s absolutely nuts 🤣🤣 #VoxMachina

How we feeling about Take Care these days??? May have to spin that back this week

Eastern Conference!?

Yaw it’s people posting online as real life superheroes…..is this the timeline CERN sent us to or this the infinity stones?

Aye the way Invincible needs therapy 🫪

One other thing. I hope my fellow millennials are ready for immortality cuz they not gon let us die. And I don’t mind it personally.

Yaw….I’m a FAMU RATTLER like orange and green in my blood, I luuuh my school. Now when I say, Angela the only one can stay I mean ANGELA the only one can stay. #rhoa #disappointed

I ain’t proved it yet but the infinity stones are real and I know they are.

Black People, quick question…. We still putting the screws to target or naw??? I got a lil list I may need to handle there

Social media and service subscriptions ARE NOT the internet!!!!

“Cracks in the brake rotor stud holes could cause the wheel studs to separate from the hub, making it harder to control the vehicle and potentially causing the wheel to fall off, increasing the likelihood of a crash.” Bae said “ride til the wheels fall off” 🫠

Trump supporters be mad about “woke politics” then fall asleep at the wheel because they trust the GPS to get them there

Sign an NDA?!? Idgaf if yaw find out what Yoncé and Victoria did to me cuz guess who still won The Award