Xploshi

the klattsch voice synthesiser is my new best friend

Did anyone else annoy the shit out of their parents with one of these as a kid

doe lady... 🦌 for my pal @xploshi.bsky.social !

Matt and Jay are comfort characters for me at this point I stg

End of the Playroom

hey hungry guy, hey hungry girl, or hey everything inbetween in this world

There’s a demon inside me that wants me to rescore the entire digital circus pilot just to see if I can do it and I fear the next time I take elvanse the demon may win

now watching for the first time

*Tsunekazu Ishihara rushes onscreen in a manic state and begins yelling in Japanese before the translator chimes in, comparably more collected and sincere* “YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE DEAD TO USE GHOST TYPE POKÉMON. I REPEAT, YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE DEAD TO USE GHOST TYPE POKÉMON. PLEASE BE SAFE.”

ronster! oohooheeheeheehee

Night bus o night bus shepherd me from my asbestos ridden flat until the asbestos man has removed all the asbestos from my asbestos ridden flat

Bill Boss Blasthammer and The Golden Ape

I don’t feel well

now watching for the first time

Lucid dreaming and knowing exactly where you are irl while inside a dream feels so similar to VR I feel like they’ve gotta invent tech that taps into lucid dreams someday right

old man who still thinks Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby are the same guy

Watching visionquest I can’t wait to either be lukewarm pleasantly surprised or lukewarm disappointed or feel absolutely nothing at all

Feeling bored might enter the housing market at 24 and become unstoppable

woah this song is giving me (very recent popular thing with decades worth of layered influences from other works and genres I have never been exposed to) vibes

idk what to do with this

I hope it's all obvious to you why I see a character literally called "Unexplained Noises" as my spirit animal

Ten years ago, you met the beetle. Over a million of you survived. Thank you for playing Thumper.

AAH!!!! Oh… thank heavens! It’s just the plastic spiders I put up for Halloween! ….AAAAHH!! ..Oh silly me, they got me again! …AAAAAAHH!!!

▶️🎵 Music video of the day: @xploshi.bsky.social - "Gerald’s House" rateyourmusic.com/release/musi... www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1aB...

I throw the best Halloween parties everyone is always saying this about me

Buh

In 2008 before wireless game controllers were invented, Mario Galaxy players had to email Shigeru Miyamoto with “I jumped” followed by the name of the mission they were on, their Wii’s serial number, and wait 2-3 business days for Mario to jump

a shot from project Hail Mary I fucking adored was the Eridian ship mimicking the movements of Ryland’s ship cuz something that massive moving that quickly in the silence of space is such a striking visual

new super Mario bros fell off when they made it so you enter buildings on the map screen through a door instead of jumping into them and making them wobble like a bouncy castle

heats up supermarket steak pie in the oven then watches Ratatouille as if to congratulate myself

Normal Robin problems: I’m playing Mario odyssey and I’m in the luncheon kingdom so obviously I want Mario to wear the chef outfit but he sweats uncomfortably from the heat if you don’t wear a hot weather outfit there and I don’t want him to be sad

My island currently

Today I tried miso soup for the first time and it changed my life then I watched Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie for the first time and it changed my life again

decent media haul today

Marges blooms in your bart