Penny

What do you call a gathering of Dateline groupies? A murder

Happy Father’s Day! Shout out to the daddies who give you aftercare, not child support 🤭

Going to buy tickets to a minor league baseball game only to find out it’s “ERAs” night and they’re highlighting every era from Fearless to Midnights….YES PLEASE!!!

Monday again? I must be doing it wrong…

Productive morning 😁 Got groceries, baked a dozen sourdough chocolate chip cookies, did some laundry, and prepped veggies for French onion beef stew for dinner. Now I’m off to the movies to see Dangerous Animals.

Well this chocolate sourdough loaf is incredible. The bread really isn’t sweet at all, as expected, but the chips give it some sweetness. Topped with some kerrygold butter and cherry preserves, it was heavenly.

Trying out some chocolate sourdough loaves this weekend. The dough has espresso, a little honey, cocoa powder, and milk and white chocolate chips.

Gonna park it here and read smut and drink a coke if you don’t mind

Learning how to love my body from the way you worship it. Don’t stop. Harder.

Now who wants a warm sourdough chocolate chip cookie? Line forms to the right.

I’d say I knocked it out of the park on my first try at sourdough hotdog buns!

Biscuits baseball, Philly cheesesteak nachos, fireworks, and an amazing night with my 20 year old son. What a blast!

Got the smart pop, protein chips, keto gummy candy, and a 🍑 mello yello zero with a splash of 🍒. I’m excited for this one.

Hard at work over here 🤭

Legs made for thigh high Thursday 🩷

The on call crew lead sprayed body spray on the paper work orders he brought to me this morning and 2 hours later it still smells like a 13 year old boy at my desk. Send help!

God I love the men I work with 🤣

I was a busy little sourdough bee today. Made sourdough lemon blueberry danishes and a plain old sourdough loaf. (Not pictured - sourdough pancakes that went with breakfast for dinner)

Did the work. Now it’s time for lemon blueberry sourdough danishes, an everything shower, a new nail set, and breakfast for dinner to end the day.

Oh how I love a lazy Monday morning ☕️

Can’t. Touching grass for a minute.

May I offer some fishnets for your Friday?

Twice the thighs, twice as nice

It was you who made my blue eyes blue…

Be the reason she walks to the kitchen for coffee on wobbly legs

Got an orgasm, one cup of coffee, and two shots of espresso under my belt this morning. Do not kill my buzz, Monday!

Feeling this good on a Monday morning is probably illegal in 48 states.

Homemade creamy tomato soup with bacon grilled cheeses on fresh baked sourdough for dinner.

These things always end up frustrating the hell out of me but I keep buying them. This one took 3 hours to assemble tonight.

The smile lines on his face like a map my fingertips have memorized…

Just microwaved some shredded cheese on tortilla chips and had a fruit roll up for dessert if you’re wondering what adults eat for dinner.

I have made it thru my 65 hour work week on my period with a severe sinus infection. Please clap.

Me (at the deli): extra pickles and extra black olives, please! Deli lady: you said extra so I’m going to load it down. Me: good girl.