Cristina Vanko 💘

what are some of the most iconic bars and drinks in nyc?

is this app funny yet?

my trust issues probably actually come from when ty warner shut down beanie babies and yet they came back

may all the pizzas be cut in squares now

Mmmmmm. Breadddddd.

weezer covering metallica is the most wholesome thing

always get what you want, not what’s available

a question! as an illustrator, I am annoyed with ai (like many!) …but have there been examples of companies or brands paying a usage buyout to create their own model to generate illustrations around an illustrator’s body of work?

the year is 2025 and people are still arguing about the oxford comma as if it’s going to make or break a relationship

I would like yall to know when I say “literally” in a text I am actually saying “litcherally” with the most british of accents

date the person who makes your heart the fullest

get so lucky 🍀

my dating life in a nutshell the past 2 weeks: -got a call from DA about a man I reported a long time ago -man I went on date with self reflects after a previous convo and reveals he was being a fuckboi -man admits to tripping on shrooms at end of date cmon guys do better!

everyone always says the hotties are running on the west side highway, but brooklyn bridge park is where the daddies (both literally and figuratively) are at

couldn’t reach something at target and no employees were around-so what did I do? I went to find a very tall man. i’m sure that can be dating advice if you really want it to be.

just looking for a date to my wedding nbd

sats dating apps 🤝 learning too many new words

aren’t all parties flirting parties?

love telling people “eat a donut” today for the culture 🇵🇱

happy paczki day to all who celebrate! 🇵🇱

it’s amazing how me, a 5’4” woman, will go on a date and return as 5’9” afterwards

i’m just gonna say it, this app need more silly goosery and normies

heyyy, this might be the best starting prompt

what bars are fun for 30 year olds in nyc? spots where you'll meet people, not crash dates, chat up strangers, and maybe just maybe the bar turns into something a little more dance-y later in the night? i'm making a list.

the greenest of flags

a real question: is it love bombing or just the way we should be treated?

rly glad onomatopoeia lady gaga is back

the answer is probably yes 💐

here’s a general reminder that love isn’t only romantic love ❤️

don’t you hate typing a period in a text accidentally and thinking ohhh this unintentionally got serious

everyone’s an expert, no one’s and expert

when his actions match his words

much better to send the was thinking about you text than doing nothing

you always regret not having done things than doing the thing

how to get a man in this market

rly enjoy cosplaying that i’m a podcast host whenever I wait to tell a friend a story to get their reaction vs texting them

manhattan implies the existence of womanhattan

celebrating a bday and new year with my own personal theme of magic 🪄🐇🎩🧧🐍

i can only assure you that you get hotter as you get older 💕

nfl sundays are actually babysitting for grown men

mom & dad

people who say “y’all” are cuter than those who say “you all”

love when guys are like “ask me a spicy question” and i’m like “ok who’s your favorite spice girl?”

the way to get ahead as a man dating today is to have cooking skills

anyone out here tryna go on cute dates, become reasonably obsessed with each other, do both fun and mundane things together, be sweet, thoughtful and there for each other, and maybe even get married??

my cousin and I, the only single people at the fam holidays: well, guys we statistically avoided our first divorce!!!!

meet my new nephew, linguini!!!! 🎄

if you think your parents are embarrassing, let me remind you of what my mom wrote in our fam xmas card last year about me

what I don’t love about the holiday trope about the one that got away/hometown first loves is that sure love can have a lasting imprint, but times were simple back then when we all we’re younger—just remember that we all grow.

but that should I mix with????