Chad

Gurl, let me just get my shit together at this planet fitness, real quick.

Y’all. I’m only 40lbs away from losing 40lbs 🙏🙌

The curse of being a big bitch is often not being able to try on clothes in store and having to wait eternity for returns/exchanges to figure out your size 😭

The Klara and the Sun movie looks like ass. Disappointing because I loved the book 😭

Dinner with a friend and then home by 8? Perfection…

Came home early from work for a delivery. Went downstairs immediately when I got the notice it was delivered, and…no package. To the bitch who stole my clothes, go fuck yourself 😭

Today is 🥜 National Nut Day 🥜 ! Anyone got any 🥜 to taste?!

Well….

I want a new phone, but don’t want to pay these crazy ass prices!

Man, meeting new people as you get older gets harder and harder…

🍂🍁🍃

Another week 😪

Who the hell is out here paying for Grindr Unlimited?! 😳🤯

Now why is this documentary showing this man’s MEAT? 😭

Ordered 4 pairs of chinos and literally none of them fit well.

My 13 year old niece: “our teacher danced the whole time at the school dance. Now, keep in mind, he’s OLD! He’s like 44. I was surprised he still could!” Me, freshly having turned 41:

Nothing will ruin a porn for me quicker than unexpected fisting 😮‍💨

We, as a society, need to come up with a truly 100%-guaranteed nick-less way of shaving your balls. Not waxing. Not nairing. Shaving.

And just like that, I turned 41 today 😮‍💨

Some of my bloomfs are really out here suffering like this in the world!?!?

Need to get this Remi Wolf tickets!

Jessie Ware was amazing! And my feet are killing me 😮‍💨

My hobbies and interests

In dire need of a vacation.

Hey, it’s me 👋. The only homo who apparently didn’t go to an 🍎 orchard or 🎃 patch this weekend

I just cannot understand how someone can physically or mentally run a marathon. I’m so impressed.

Grace Helbig having two brain tumors after getting through breast cancer? God damn. She can’t catch a break 🥺

Met up with a guy today who talked about his love for fashion as I was decked out in Old Navy’s finest 🤣

Jessie Ware tickets just purchased for Tuesday. Then Tinashe on Friday. I’m so ready!!

Both she and the store come off looking bad here, but I’m enjoying the drama.

This new Remi Wolf album is TOO GOOD!

Me lately

Alexa, play Golden Hour by Kacey Musgraves

As a Big&Tall girlie, I hate clothes shopping 😭

STI diarrhea? Gurl, as if me and my IBS would even notice a difference.

He read and didn’t reply.

It’s #FCF y’all!

✅ Flo tickets secured for Chicago. Oh, I can’t wait!!

Clocked my ass real good. Whew.

Alright. Do I ask this man if he wants to go on a date? 🤔

This is me.

Keep your distance. I’m a crabby bitch today for no reason 😳

One of my biggest turn ons is a man being able to play the piano.

I don’t appreciate being viciously attacked right when I leave my apartment!

Enjoying the ☀️ while it lasts.

Survived the bar.