Xyphoid Process

Shortest horror story ever: "It's 2026 and you are living in the U.S."

If I ever say something that's not true or anything that I seem to have pulled from my fucking ass, please tell me and educate me.

Saw the stupid flying car a couple of times, but just now realized: What is gonna happen with your neck when the car is doing a barrel roll and lands a little crooked? Or it does the barrel roll a little too fast...

Because I'm not very creative, I mostly have reactions to posts. So here's a post: This thing blows! In a good way. #Wolfbox

My #HomeAssistant Voice test setup. With some speakers I had laying around.

This kind of thinking is what we need. But apparently it's something we already needed back then. youtu.be/q8sT6nz7VUM?...

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Biden’s America: even the parking bollards are out to get you.

It would seem Elon Musk desperately wants to be a real-life James Bond or maybe Tony Stark, but he can't manage anything more sophisticated than Spy Kids.

So the #Aqara Dimmer Switch H2 cannot be set to 100% brightness in a #HomeAssistant scene. I tried, but it kept being dimmed. After some experimenting I found out it works when I set it to 99% and then save the scene.

So now he has two Stepford wives. That's why he likes the data centers. She probably fumbled the press conference, because of the bombed datacenter...

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Still relevant. The motherfucker still isn't dead, unfortunately. www.imdb.com/title/tt0734...

I fucking laughed out loud in the middle of the night because I saw Obama walk down the stairs 4 times.

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He could've said everybody should call his dick Little Willy now. Would've had the same impact. Would've been more accurate though.

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Reminder: Trump regularly berates and personally insults women reporters. And I don’t remember seeing their news organizations collectively draw a line in the sand when their own journalists were being demeaned. So I guess we shouldn’t be shocked that we’re still waiting for a spine now. 🧵

They never said where the money was going. And 2 million to them is what I spend at a thrift shop to me...

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Absolutely no more devices from #LG will be bought by me in the future. youtu.be/ToP9xfLDSME?...

Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate.

His next lie will be: "I rescued a hundred people from under the rubble".

No more #LG for me. Too bad I bought an LG in 2022, so won't replace it until it breaks. Did block any internet access though. youtu.be/6IFVTcM28KA?...

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Imagine almost dying and doing everything you can to becoming the biggest asshole in the world, make people hate your ass and being remembered as a stinking piss stain.

It still sickens me this bigot mocked a disabled reporter and millions of Americans said, “No big deal. That’s who I want as president.”

Oh yeah. And release the #EpsteinFiles

"Deuteronomy 5:17 Thou shalt not kill" is the sixth commandment. Sixth! The first one is "Thou shalt have none other gods before me". That's fucked up.

Rip Peter Cullen. Thanks for being part of my childhood and most of the rest of my life and giving life to one of the most iconic characters in pop culture. youtu.be/9xa_p3Q23TI?...

My daughters made a buffet for the squirrels.

Went for a walk in the forest and this is what my daughters took, because "acorns and pineapples are for the animals to eat". And they are not wrong.

I don't know her very well, but from what I've read, she's done a lot of good, despite being a rich celebrity. And for that, I salute her. #DollyParton

May Dolly Parton's legacy continue to aid and inspire many generations to come. Welcome to Heaven, Dolly.

Why he fuck are these motherfuckers arresting Spider-Man?

Why women love labyrinth movies youtu.be/krOUNsdLztI?...

I envy people who know how to have fun with simple things. Original post

Ah, yes, I will use crappy paper straws, limit my energy use and water use to stop climate change, while these motherfuckers are fucking up the planet faster than I could in multiple of my lifetimes.

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Countless hours of fun in the 90's!

So this is why he loves the #bible so much (even though I'm sure he never read it completely. Just the dirty bits): Genesis 19:32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

Using spider silk and plant fibers, the common tailorbird can stitch leaves together to create a deep, cup-shaped nest that is lined with soft materials. Original post