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15 year wedding anny today with my lobster. It's good to know I've got a ride or die. She rules.

Sociopath clients are great fun. Especially when they’re weird little nepo babies.

This morning brought to you by the 12/6/97 tweezer

Off to Quebec City for a few days. Excited for the time off work.

Plumber knows his Gizz.

For shits, I looked at what my 35 dollar order of Papa John’s would cost on Door Dash. Spoiler; don’t use DoorDash

The Larkin presser was utter cringe. I was foolishly hoping for some glimmer of hope, but he's not worthy of the Wing'd Wheel sweater. He has to go, sooner rather than later.

Riot Fest gonna be SOGGY

I am fairly confident I keep the AAA roadside program afloat with how often I drain my car battery in my own garage.

Ah it’s “I’m a Bills fan, come look at me” season! (I don’t dislike the team or ppl btw)

Chelsea and Leeds to American observers

I feel like I got hit by a train, but it all remains worth it.

I get it, dude.

#90 tonight. 30 years of seeing this band and still immensely enjoying what they bring to the table. It’s different than the old days, but it remains fun as hell.

Let’s. Fucking. GOOOOOOO 💙💙💙

It’s knoll’o clock

Headed straight to brunch from the airport to meet the crew. First show of run energy, incoming.

Delete Waze too. Google owned

Kiddo scooped up the #26 shirt for his soccer team. Following in a legends footsteps!

I don’t want to get too excited. But I’m very excited 💙💙💙

I didn’t not do some car dancing

15-20m profit. On Delap. Lmao. What a sale.

Soccer is FUN

This is the Cole Palmer I remember.

Same frustrations still front and center but the attack and build up looks crispy.

Robert Sanchez skeet!

Youth sports is devestating. My son is eight. EIGHT. We foolishly let him try out for a "competitive" (See complete grift) and he was cut. It was good for him to learn that the lesson that everything doesn't come easy, but man. Eight year old tryouts. I hate seeing him hurt. Good lesson for me too.

A little MLS action tonight

another day, another severe thunderstorm warning. Like clockwork. The Earth has had it.

I’m fucking exhausted from weather anxiety. I’m exhausted from not having power. I’m more aware than ever that what we have and take for granted hangs from a very thin thread every single day. I know a lot of yall out there feeling the same.

At the Sprecher Brewery. Pop samples > beer samples!

Chris Illitch sucks.

Tarik Skubal was a fantastic Detroit Tiger. Gave it his all. Appreciate that.

Wow. Misha reinstated. That’s fucking interesting.

Ok. Dollywood slaps.

The cabin thermostat goes up to 11. That’s one more than 10, isn’t it?

This will do

Guys. Can we just do this more often?

That’s fun

There is a new absolute God tier of whiney fucking salespeople. Flooring folks that come to your house. It’s as if none of them understands that potential clients will get multiple quotes. I’ve had two tell me off for literally not selecting them. Capitalists that get capitalisted are pussies.

The World Cup Final is another level.

Headed to see Paul Simon tonight, smoke be damned!

I mean, duh. www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

Yep. Going to phish shows still fucks.

Lfg