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Trump got rid of Guilfoyle not because she was corrupt, but because she got caught being corrupt.

Isn't offering a "dividend" for a vote the same thing as offering a bribe? Can't the media see this?

Can we agree that the Kennedy Center Board of Directors are a bunch of Trump ass kissers?

Something tells me Rand Paul does not like Anthony Fauci.

Hoe long before the Republicans start calling him Rabbi Ossoff?

Herr Stephan Mueller doesn't like strange-looking people. Someone please buy him a mirror or teach him how to take a selfie.

If I were E. Jean, I would tell Donnie he can forget the judgement if he makes a personal video apology to the Central Park Five. She will get her money.

I'm calling on the Senate to pass the Trump Sons Grifting Act to honor the great Sen. Lindsey Graham.

I'll vote for a Republican when Donald Trump apologizes to the Central Park Five.

Damn! I really thought I had a shot with Taylor Swift.

The Reflecting Pool is now Trump Swamp.

I'll vote for a Republican when Donald Trump apologizes to the Central Park Five.

Let's play "Who Do You Trust." [OK, it should be "whom," but come on]

Pope Leo, stung by Donald Trump's criticism of the pontiff's weak stance on crime, is ordering priests to pass to law enforcement agencies any criminal activity they hear in confession.

Trump says Springsteen concert tickets prices are too high. The membership fee at Mar-a-Lago is set to increase to $1 million in October 2024, up from the current fee of $700,000. Members also pay annual dues of around $20,000. Trump can KMA.

Why is Trump bragging about rescuing our downed airman? He's already told us he likes airmen who don't get shot down.

Let's be clear: this incompetent Secretary of Defense has lost at least: -4 F-15s -1 A-10 -several KC-135s -1 EC-30 -and I suspect our forces had to blow up at least 2 C-130s on the rescue mission -what have I forgotten? This is not success.

Trump's Vanity War is costing US taxpayers a ton of money and he wants to explode the DoD budget at the expense of Medicare and child care. Meanwhile, DUI Pete, who couldn't even get 51 Senators to confirm him, is firing everyone who knows more than he does, which is everyone. Thank you JD Dunce.

How much crazier does Donald Trump have to get before Republicans are willing to remove him?

We need to label this as Trump's War, giving us higher gas and consumer goods prices.

None of this Trump "democracy smashing" would have happened if those DC teens hadn't tried to carjack Big Balls.

Can you pick out the domestic terrorist?

Trump is sending the Border Czar to Minnesota, presumably to protect our northern border from riotous Canadians.

DOJ has charged a dead man with disrespecting an ICE officer.

Donald Trump believes in DEI--Divisiveness, Egotism, and Incompetence

Every day a new nightmare. Whether it's destroying the White House or invading Venezuela or shooting an innocent citizen on the streets of Minneapolis. HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS STOP?

Happy Holidays (not Merry Christmas) to all my MAGA friends! Let's start a war!

How insane is this from "The Hill"? "The U.S. military’s partnership with Scouting may be ending after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth in a draft memo to Congress criticized the group for promoting diversity, equity and inclusion." Those "woke" Boy Scouts!!

Every Thanksgiving the sitting President pardons a turkey. This year Trump will pardon any turkey that supports him. "They like me very much, even more than the January 6th insurrectionists."

What does it take to get Trump impeached? He covers for a pedophile and invites a murderer to the White House. What does it take? I'm taking to you, all you Banana Republicans!

There is no other way to say this: the GOP got their asses kicked!

When Laura Loomer says you've gone too far--you've gone too far.

Hegseth is worried about military members with beards when he should be worried about people with too much gel in their hair.

Hegseth is worried about military members with beards when he should be worried about people with too much gel in their hair.

Watching Hegseth and Trump speak to our great admirals and generals. What a shit show!!!!

So on Tuesday General Bone Spurs will harangue these 30-year, totally dedicated to the Constitution military leaders on what it means to be a craven Trump toady. Yeah, that will go over well.

Will the Department of War deploy to the Gulf of America?

Who pays for these enormous banners of the Orange Cheeto on government buildings? Taxpayer scandal or authoritarian joke? Anyone have gasoline and a lighter?

So every Cabinet official who receives a "threatening" email gets a rent-free mansion on Ft. McNair overlooking the river?

Bondi had a guy arrested for throwing a sandwich at a CBP officer. Turns out the guy works for DoJ, so she had him fired. Meanwhile, Orange Cheeto with 34 felonies is planning a ballroom.

Big Balls got the snot knocked out of him in an attempted car jacking, so Trumpstein is calling it "carnage" and sending in the National Guard.

Big Balls got the snot knocked out of him in an attempted car jacking, so Trumpstein is calling it "carnage" and sending in the National Guard.

So let me get this straight. Trumpstein calls former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi "a disgusting degenerate," but he moves Jeffery Epstein's girlfriend and convicted sexual offender Ghislaine Maxwell from a medium security prison to a Club Fed.

If Biden had an aggressive legal team instead of Mueller and Garland, who knows where we would be.

I guess the title "Speaker of the House' sounds better than "Trump's Bitch."

OK, tariffs are back on the table, but why are Greenland and the Panama Canal still independent entities?

I'm thinking of good migrations.... "Trump orders U.S. to prioritize refugee resettlement of South Africans of European descent.1'

Who is your favorite to replace Count Dracula?

Who is your favorite to replace Count Dracula?

Trump's big, beautiful cease-fire lasted as long as a quickie with Stormy Daniels.