Ian Ellis

Modern media and social media are built on the foundations of at best plagiarism and at worst ill informed opinion underpinned by specious hearsay masquerading as fact. Now, shut up.

The only thing I'm prepared to say about the death of a high profile figure, is that the cant and hypocrisy which follows, varies little.

Why can't he be arrested for lying to the British public over Brexit? Admittedly threatening to shoot him is ill judged. Just as accepting £5m is ill judged, irrespective of being or not being an MP. Still, using a political platform to feather ones own nest is hardly original.

Iran vs Trump, is a bit like Count Binface vs Farage, rhetoric, corruption and ill informed electorates. At least Binface has moral integrity.

High ambition given the precedent of two thousand years.

Surely they learn at journalism college, not to go on a van Der Graaf generator before presenting to camera?

If it's been hijacked it wasn't taste but trend surfing.

The main priority should be getting on the electoral register and then actually voting.

Assuming they're registered to vote.

I wonder how much Trump paid the gunman?

The elephant in the room is orange with shredded wheat for hair.

I generally ignore Niguel Fucktard, and that isn't about to change.

Junior doctors striking: generally improves health care, more decisions made in patients interests and less utter bullshit.

Trump, Netanyahu, Khamenei, Putin, Xi, Mohdi, a collection of Cataclysmic unreasonable nasty tyrants in one helpful acronym.

Well, attempts to win Nobel Peace prize are going well.

There is no greater giver of shit than a cat owner.

You've got to wonder if the US T20 World Cup team are going to deported by ICE agents.

Anything called Truth is by virtue a tongue in cheek provocation.

Time to recall which Prime Minister made Mandelson his deputy. The same person who advised his appointment as US Ambassador?

Social and mainstream media is awash with guilt by association and prurient speculation today.

Is there Nobel War Prize? Asking for a weapons grade bell end.

Another rat leaves one sinking ship for another one full of rats- Braverman joins the SS Farage. (SS doesn't stand for steam/sailing ship) The Conservative Party is shrinking fast.

Starmer should not be a new Neville Chamberlain.

Never, ever forget that Farage is a Trump stooge. He'll buy us into becoming a satellite state. There is nothing Farage won't stoop to, to conquer.

Time for Starmer to stand up to Trump.

Time for all Europeans to boycott American products including their films, TV, and technology. I'm beginning from today.

I’m well aware that criticising Trump and his regime will prevent me from entering America. I’m fine with that as long as Trump reciprocates and doesn’t enter me.

Iran and US to negotiate? Share ideas on repression more like.

Zahawi: A lord? Haw haw springs to mind.

No one should put up with an abusive relationship.

Politicians who remain on X: there are less questionable ways of communicating with the electorate.

The Times today: "Could Meghan visit Britain? Here's what to expect." I going to guess that The Times doesn't mention the fact that they'll probably develop the media equivalent of priapism.

Gun ship diplomacy reared its head in the nineteenth century nowadays it's fuckwit diplomacy.

There are increasing similarities between Iran and US. Two great Satans do not make a righteous god.

Starmer should be distancing himself from Trump and US interventionism.

3NT: No ruffing.

Dredging through our ill advised comments on social media and using them as a moral barometer is like leaping to the similar conclusions about our physical constitution based on nappy contents from infancy.

Journalists describing anyone as vile should look no further than their own profession.

The MP's who decry the toxicity of social media platforms should shut up and move.

So they can express the emotions they are already much vaunted at expressing?

I do find all the talk of equality in tennis disingenuous.

Frosty?

Do we believe it?