Yellowcake

Yellowcake

@yellowcake.bsky.social

🔞Rated R🔞 29yo Nuclear Jackal/Protogen | He/Him | suitmaker/armorer/mechanic/Engineer | Akron Ohio

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Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

I always thought that Jimmy Carter was slightly allergic to the peanuts he farmed, and thats why he always had such big luscious lips. >Peter Weller lips pic unrelated

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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD
@nnedi.bsky.social

This owl was getting banded and tagged by the Rocky Point Bird Observatory. For the owl’s safety, he/she was wrapped up. These photos…🤣🦉. So cute.

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

I plan to have a trapdoor stylized to look like an open maw that will lead to some lair beneath my home. This is a non-negotiable aspect of my interior design.

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

my facial muscles are the ones most commonly not paralyzed while I sleep... so in addition to silent sleep talking, if i'm having a dream where something is in my mouth I will spit all over myself in real life and then wake up from being covered in spit. 🤠

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

Thank you windows. Thank you for filling 1/5 of my C drive with 11,962 random ass temp files. what ever would I do without my 0x178776a8c79b7899a87d99c9v9ffff98a.txt and its 11,961 brothers...

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

road rage exists because someone driving recklessly around you is as if they (with a concealing mask on) are waving a gun in your face with their finger on the trigger at a shooting range... then they blow an airhorn in your face and then run away with zero consequences. thats what its like.

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

I can only think of 2 valid reasons to go over 100mph: You are trying to outrun a pyroclastic flow or a tsunami. Even trying to escape a hurricane is unwarranted... ur gonna risk causing an accident and blocking an entire interstate for everyone else escaping just to get out a couple mins faster???

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

road rage exists because someone driving recklessly around you is as if they (with a concealing mask on) are waving a gun in your face with their finger on the trigger at a shooting range... then they blow an airhorn in your face and then run away with zero consequences. thats what its like.

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

Your car is not designed to go over 100mph... YOU are not designed to go over 100mph. I've never gone over 100 in my car. If you do that even semi regularly you have no respect for the people around you and you fucking suck. Stop waving ur shitty overcompensating gun in everyone's face you prick.

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

road rage exists because someone driving recklessly around you is as if they (with a concealing mask on) are waving a gun in your face with their finger on the trigger at a shooting range... then they blow an airhorn in your face and then run away with zero consequences. thats what its like.

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

like its kinda weird that we normalized strangers almost killing us every week or two right? Like I get that it is an inevitable consequence of the act of driving but its *weird*. cars should not be able to go over 100mph. yeah yadda yadda freedom... no you dont need to go over 100 unless ur racing

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

U kno what i'm really on the fence about... corn holders. Like I know why they exist... I get it... fine... but like idk dude, just hold the fucking corn. Why do we have to hold the little plastic fake corns that are holding the real corn???

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

You are a hairless ape. Do you really think you are above gorilla gripping a corn cob??? Like grow the fuck up and eat the corn like the animal you are, you sloppy motherfucker. You probably have cheeto dust on your fingers right now, but what...buttery corn is where you draw the line????

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

eating trail mix taps into some ape brain shit... like u gotta forage and dig through the raisins and peanuts to find the m&m morsels... I now understand the experience of our hunter gatherer ancestors.

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

If I had a time machine I would travel back to like 1820 and explain to some turnip farmer how there's this Italian guy made up by Japanese people but you control copies of him inside a lightning machine and he rides a dinosaur which is a giant lizard from 500MYA and also we draw porn of all of this

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@yellowcake.bsky.social

Its funny how we all put graphics pretty low on the tier-list of importance to a game, yet when we get these remakes its the only metric that matters because thats the only thing thats changing. Yeah link looks like a greasy cabbage patch kid but like, fuck you. you'll buy it. you slut.

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@yellowcake.bsky.social

Being a caterpillar seems chill as fuck. Do you think trees taste like candy to them? They may as well be in willy wonkas chocolate factory... like your entire life is living on your food...you just lean down and eat...all day... get real big and fat then make a neet nest out of bodily secretions.

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

Every day I wake up and thank the hands of fate that I never got to go to disney world. I am completely impenetrable to the cogs of their corporate machine because I haven't seen any of their shit, didn't grow up with their shit, do not care about their shit. Truly the perks of being lower class.

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@yellowcake.bsky.social

No thats not black paint, I just got it THAT clean :D Its like a sweet 16 makeover except its 192 years old and its an anvil and my makeover was cleaning it with a wire wheel for 2 hours till my hands were tingling from nerve damage... But GAWSH aint she purrty??? I drank a little linseed oil

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@yellowcake.bsky.social

I adopted a baby today. a 102lb 192 year old baby that I got for 90 DOLLARS....and YES I will be hitting this antique with a hammer because that's its job baybeee

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CyiFox
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What paw panic looks like! I just wanted to practice a bit. Not fight for my like trying to balance on a ball!! #circus #circusfurry #circusball #clownfurry

Yellowcake
@yellowcake.bsky.social

Cinnabar looks like its cinnamon flavored waay too much for me to not get just a little taste..., life is short get a little mercury poisoning... treat yoself