Yleana Martínez

2025 is the start of the Era of White Privilege: WPE. Belongs right there after BC, AD, WPE. Seems they’ve actually conquered the world. Too many folks are being starved, kidnapped, bombed, fired, erased, deported—

Hey, reporters of all stripes across America out there: STOP using the four words of the OBBB! Stop making the orange moron a trope, then a meme, the clever aside, the “new” buzzword for the week. Tom Wolfe would say STOP! You’re wasting precious air time and print space.

Sock it to me, Goldie Hawn!

Is this a safe enough space to lay out this option? We must take to the streets. The WH needs a M*l*nia swat.

Sorry neighbor. Wrong verb.

DOGE =Dept. of Government Extinction. (Lawrence Tribe)

Ok all you protestors who did not vote for Harris bc of Biden’s policies toward Palestine, will you show up to protest Rump’s idea to take over Palestine? Organize!

Oh, what a night!

Please amplify.

Say this while it’s still easy on the tongue.

He’s already trashed up Boca Chica TX and his space debris is now trashing the Caribbean. Musq = DJT.v2 and this new boy king who gets EVERY THING he wants is shitting on our planet, literally.

The Linguini Incident is a wonderfully funny movie featuring David Bowie at his most charming, humane self. It’s been a long 8 years without the thin white Duke.

Hey is Middle English from 1150-1200. Hey!

You can’t be a Good person if you have more money than God and do not apply it to raise the world out of misery. Selfish egomaniac oligarchs are consuming our planet.

WHO will rebuild after the LA fires? Latinos employed by shifty underpaying contractors who get away with hiring them for the jobs that most white Americans will not touch. Mass deportation? We will crumble. Penalize the hirers, not the workers!

Stephen Colbert will save me through the next four years.

Yep, this is the three-term governor of Texas who is a supreme idiot, who followed a lesser/greater idiot (take your pick), George W. Bush. Redeem us from this dipsh*t, dear lord.

If Rump can pardon Kyle Rittenhouse, then I’m all for Biden pardoning Hunter.

Treehouse of Horror up next.

Stephen miller = nosferatu; Homan = Frankenstein.