the eligma of amigara balls

the eligma of amigara balls

@yoinky.bsky.social

they maybe i'll retire out here, tell 'em all to go to hell

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I need to know if i'm having a psychotic episode or if new Dead Man's Bones sounds like it could be a bside off brand new's science fiction and if ryan gosling is a demon sent to earth to torture me specifically

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Palestinian skateboarder in Gaza doing a kickflip over an unexploded US-made (in Garland, Texas) Mk. 84 2000lb aerial bomb, provided to Israel as one of many tens of thousands of aerial bombs in the 1,000 and 2,000lb class included in US military assistance.

i need a medical bracelet that tells everyone if i'm ever making too many jokes about killing myself that they can just show me the ytmnd that's a mashup of So Fresh by Soulja Boy and Brody Quest over a loop of winnie the pooh looking pleased with himself and that will defuse me with 90+% success

buy fish fear me i sang a couple songs on it and it's fun 🤪

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can't think of a youtube video i have less desire to click on than hasan piker's take on the massachusetts lesbian bar drama. do you all understand yet why if you see cringe within your own community you should simply shut up and move on about it

i too also frequently mix up september 11th and the release of pokémon go

Senator Elissa Slotkin@slotkin.senate.gov

But that feeling of a shared bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the thing that I think we’re missing the most today.

if the past couple of months have taught me anything it's that if i keep being morbidly depressed in a way that is a drag on the lives of all those around me then nintendo will keep rereleasing gamecube games i was obsessed with as a child

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also eternal shoutout to the strange hostile dino-genie-ghost(?) shopkeeper, who apparently never got the memo that no one else was planning on putting any effort into the voice acting. gotta be hands down my favorite video game shopkeeper of all time (sorry beedle)

if the past couple of months have taught me anything it's that if i keep being morbidly depressed in a way that is a drag on the lives of all those around me then nintendo will keep rereleasing gamecube games i was obsessed with as a child

new goal is to become rich enough to both buy my own personal carnival ride and dump money into research for improved phalloplasty procedures so i can innovate in the space of getting my dick caught in my Zipper