hell ya brotha

sorry for making you fall in love with my thirst traps and general whimsy and then destroyed your crush with my misandry.

looking for validation online like everyone else

Anything I dress up as will be slutty as I am oozing slut constantly.

pls someone put me out of my misery

soft and sensitive and someday someone will love and care for that side of me

soft marshmallow gf :)

"I'd fuck with that" I say to any form of potato

How many licks does it take to get to the center of your attention?

happy thirsty thursday

never fucking mind :)

unfortunately have an avoidant attachment style

he probably doesn't even look like his pfp

i hope you pop your pussy today 🫶

hear me out, we fall in love and riff forever

I'm sorry that happened, may I offer a tasteful lewd in these trying times

I'm sorry that happened, may I offer a tasteful lewd in these trying times

sometimes my pussy is a separate entity

[after finding a new favorite vibrator] who needs a boyfriend

when you find out you're not your best friends' best friend anymore

I'm scared to ever be on the market again lol

Ignoring the feminine urge to text “come over”

it was pretty bad but ultimately fine ig

What's wrong with whores?

High on my period and watching vampire diaries; what if I had hot vampire bf right now…

I'm also dreading tomorrow

would u forgive me if i admitted i was v lonely rn

I'm tired

sorry for crashing out a bit last night. I've had several drinks and it's all fine now.

sorry I haven't felt very sexy marshmallow gf recently

anyways I'm spitefully full of whimsy

it wasn't weird before but it is now and I will be gently blocking you now thank you

writing a story about a girl who makes up a fake mafia boyfriend to get a creepy guy to leave her alone but oops an actual mafia member overhears and steps in to help her

anyways how do you sleep at night I want to make sure I arrange the pillows correctly

Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism

every time I feel attracted to a man, this plays in my head

always true in my house