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Mr. Show with Bob and David (1995-98) was WAY ahead of its time #SeanDuffy #NASA

A beautiful, leadership-worthy answer. I hate that half the country will still dismiss this introspection with a simple "but he's Muslim" response. We have not moved the needle far beyond the 1960s yet, but we're getting there.

NEW: On behalf of the Democratic Party we have filed in the U.S. Supreme Court to protect mail-in voting from the unprecedented effort by the Trump administration to subvert it.

Trump is in peak physical condition. I have seen all the muscular AI photos!

I made this for all the climate change deniers

Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me but

Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres: The Beatles Tool Radiohead

Post a perfect album from the 90s

The difference is Republicans and Democrats have the same message, but when it comes to action, they don't give a shit about the other half. Mamdani is the only one SHOWING that he really means "everyone".

Padme: Lindsay, Mitch...they always go in threes. Anakin: ... Padme: They always go in threes...right? 😧

My country tis of thee Heed these words of liberty

Taylor Swift: Am I pregant? Am I pragnent? Am I pargent? Am I gregnant? Am I pegnate? Is there a possibility that I'm pegrent?

Happy Speech Impediment Awareness Day! May the Forth Be With Y--

Can someone just 867-5309 him already?

I woke up this morning Had a scone and a large house blend Then a little conversation with My squirrel and chipmunk friends -- The First of May, Jonathan Coulton

Dan Scavino trying and failing to get a “USA! USA!” chant going at the WHCD after the shooting incident. Video-Matthew Belloni.

I think the next retro resurgence a la "vinyl" will be the headphone jack.

Mike Johnson will respond today that he's been too busy and hasn't been aware of everything Trump has said about Iran. Just wait.

Alright, look! Everyone mentioning me and Jeffrey Epstein can just BE QUIET. I have never met him. I have never been on his island! And Ghizzy? Just an acquaintance, nothing more. Our time together on a private yacht full of debauchery and hedonism is purely coincidental. I have nothing more to say!

Me searching for 'march madness' on BlueSky and scrolling: penis penis furry basketball penis gay fucking basketball penis penis basketball

This is what I'd rather see. Not NYC, not LA, not DC. It's the pockets of change in the red states that will stir the pot. Thank you, Kansas!

Noem on TV while elsewhere Trump announced she was fired is giving me Milton energy 😂🤣

So fucking true 🤣

At this point I still don't know who Nancy Guthrie is or why it's so important that her kidnapping is breaking news, and I'm too afraid to ask

Fuck RFK Jr and MAGA/MAHA. Happy New Year to everyone else.

DOJ would like us all to believe that this ONE LETTER out of all their released documents is fake. I too like to release the most damaging info against my interests as a fake, in a massive pile of evidence proving my innocence.

Hey @bsky.app this is why your viewership isn't growing

If Halle Berry is promoting questionable wacky health products at this point in her life, by all means: LET. HER. It's clearly working 😍

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments? Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

who robbed the louvre? right answer only

The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--

Hope

If Shohei Ohtani keeps it up, he might be considered for the HoF in his first year of eligibility.

😂🤣💀

This Harrison Butker far right nonsense is getting out of hand!

4 missed FGs by Harrison Butker in the first 3 games. If he wants women to embrace their vocation of being housewives and popping out babies, how about he stop being a little bitch and find a way to keep his fucking job?

I miss the days when I could gladly sing about the Ukraine girls really knocking me out, and leaving the West behind. Now I'm being told those girls were the enemy and that if I don't like the West, then I'll be sent back to my home country by way of El Salvador.

BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg builds entire brand around the assurance that fidget spinners will be used by young and old by 2035.

For the Epsteinth time, why is Disney trending??

Fuck all Republicans and Conservatives forever and ever. Fuck all of them. FUUUUUUUCK...

“To see so many people who frankly give a shit about their country, it really warms my heart. I’m trying really hard not to cry.” “Why this fight is so important is because there’s only one thing left for them to take, and that is our power.” - Texas House Democratic leader Gene Wu

BREAKING: Republicans are starting a task force to investigate if Andrew Jackson stole the election.

If this Epstein scandal isn't the end of Trump and his MAGA army of bootlickers, we're all fucked.

HAHAHAHA

I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.' Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...

Elon with his inside access to govt software devs and hackers could release the funniest thing

#epstein #trump #pambondi #ishedeadyet #maga

I'm so pissed off that they're making me start to hate actual ice!

Today is Day 74. Still waiting on those amazing deals.