Zachary Davis

One of the many reasons I could never run for office is that somebody would apparently feel the need to ask me about trans kids in sports. And I would have to tell them I don’t think cis kids should play sports either.

Everything Everywhere All at Once still just rocks so hard.

I have a note on my phone that I’ve continued to update for the last four or five years that is my notes just in case I accidentally have to do stand-up.

ttrpg’s are cool because it’s like having an ultra committed and skillful improv crew but you would never once have to do a performance or have an audience or be a part of an improv crew.

Are you even almost thirty if you’ve never thrown your back out due to an involuntary full body headbangy movement when a La Dispute song comes on?

I really would like to work in a shop. A good and cool one obviously. Making coffee or selling games, art, music, or other cool things made responsibly. I want to come in and make sure everything looks nice. Choose the right music. Chat with folks. That just sounds nice.

You ever accidentally say the wrong thing in social situation and agonize over it for way longer than the person you said it to remembers what happened? Well that is NOT the case for the guy who just ended a phone call with “have a good weekend.” It’s Tuesday. He didn’t just goof. He hurt me.

I DID NOT MEAN IT. I have really loved getting books in the mail and telling my son that his friend Dolly who cares about him even though they have never met sent him a book.

Tonight I sat on a rock by a river for an amount of time that I could only guess at, and I fear I have become unstoppable.

I watched a muppet movie for the first time last night and I think my life is changed for the better.

Lately when I open this app, the notifications bubble displays 30+ for a couple seconds before blanking out to zero, and boy has that given me a couple of startling moments.

Worth noting that if you decide you have far too many first aid supplies and you should get rid of a portion of them, you may soon find yourself having two of your worst injuries is quick succession.

Dude working polls just explained exactly how to fill out only one half of the ballot and leave the other by explaining “so this side is the Republican side, so you’d fill this side in and ignore the other side.”

I just resisted the urge to post an utterly unnecessary shot at a famous person who is at worst- kinda annoying. Clap for me. It’s still in drafts. Don’t clap too hard or might get too brave.

I grew up in Wisconsin and I never had or heard of Wisconsin cheese until I moved to Colorado. I kind of still don’t think I can name a Wisconsin creamery. I vote to make Oregon the Cheese State.

Bluesky elder (derogatory) status is when you are annoyed that none of the people you gave invite codes to still post here.

A lot of companies must be really thanking their lucky stars that we all have short memories and don’t remember what things really cost. Subway is not one of those companies.

That movies mostly standardize to the same viewing experience does feel restrictive to the art form. But the fact that the “(2nd) most authentic” version of this film is one I would would have to drive 3 hours for and sit in the front corner of an IMAX for feels restrictive to the audience.

The knowledge that there should be no cheese included in a true charcuterie board is a heavy burden of knowledge to carry. Nobody likes an “Um, Snacktually.”

Watched Arrival last night. Film ruined by sloppy alien handwriting. Totally illegible.

Whose “attention to this matter” does he always think he is thankful for?

There is innocence. There is purity. There is chastity. Then there’s what I did in sixth grade. I was filling out a demographics/ contact type form. Absolutely crushing it. Then I got to a question that read: “Sex?” And next to the mysterious letters “F” and “M” I wrote “NO”

Sometimes when you have insomnia you will pour a bowl of cereal in the middle of the night. Sorry, what I meant was, you will pour your cereal into the bowl and then pour the milk onto a pencil sharpener.

DOLLY PARTON MUST BE STOPPED She sent my baby a book called “the baby who stayed awake forever” that teaches babies that it is OK to STAY AWAKE FOREVER. She thinks she can just be out here sending FREE propaganda to babies willy nilly????

Being a completionist is all fun and games when it comes to shows, games, etc. It’s a whole other thing when it comes to abilities. I wrote four verses of song lyrics I like and now I have to learn music theory???

I’ve been given shirts by four different candidates now so my only option is a highest quality photo shoot I’ve ever done of me and my wife wearing campaign shirts in beautiful settings. Is this good campaigning?

You’ve met plenty of Dylan Dudes, and lately it seems like the Guthrie Guys are really having a moment in the spotlight. I want it known that I am one of the world’s most dedicated Ochs Aficionados. Please help me make that one alliterative. This was the best I could come up with.

Midwesterners will ask “ohh wow, did you season this” to any good food like seasoning isn’t a basic requirement for food.

I have simply moved too much to ever be a viable political candidate. And I am not even sure I would ever want to run for an office. But I want to make political speeches so freaking bad.

In Colorado Springs, most of the political districts I lived in were mostly all contained in the city. In rural Minnesota, population centers are like 5000 at most and I am not a part of ANY of those communities, so it will always feel like outsider influence. And it is harder to talk to farmers.

Looking for a Click Clack Moo kinda political movement out here if you know what I mean.

I didn’t follow any of the NY elections too closely (enough to do in MN), but I would cry to be in a crowd the size of the one Valdez gave a victory speech to all singing Solidarity Forever.