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@zaftikat.dog

Ontario Womens Pinball Champ 25/26 futamaxxing gym 🐀 dear strongbad how do you type with puppy paws? Assigned new jersey at birth 4.5 in dog years

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@zaftikat.dog

ER era Noah would be so smug about this and make it his fellow cast members problem. Good thing The Pitt era Noah is better adju... sorry i'm getting a note here...

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social

Noah Wyle has been named People’s 2026 Sexiest Man Alive. #NoahWyle #SexiestManAlive

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@zaftikat.dog

also ward 9, despite his aggressive sign campaing has not elected marco martins. 66 percent of the ward went for alejandra bravo

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cbc and cp24 calling it for Chow! our water remains safe

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@zaftikat.dog

literally going to ride the high of my gym crush telling me she thought i was looking lean and way more swole than when we first talked 5 months ago.

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@zaftikat.dog

if you haven't yet voted in the municipal election, for the love of god go vote for Olivia Chow. Don't let Bradford² privatize city water.

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baseball murdered pete rose for less

Mike Vorkunov@mikevorkunov.bsky.social

The NBA has reached deals with Kalshi and Polymarket to make them the league's preferred prediction markets partners. The companies can now use NBA IP on their platforms, while the NBA gets right of approval on markets that they offer. That and more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/772...

nytimes.comNBA announces partnership with prediction markets Kalshi, PolymarketThe deal makes Kalshi and Polymarket the league's preferred prediction markets and will expand the NBA's partnership with DraftKings.
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@zaftikat.dog

one of the local radio stations in toronto is doing promo for the bon jovi ticket giveaway by using an AI recreation of Peter Falk's voice to promote it and im genuinely considering complaining to their S&P division about it. Colombo would not say that.

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@zaftikat.dog

Im not someone who calls or writes letters, and i'm hardly pro censorship, but they're stealing that man's likeness to do ads

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i need more hamstring mass. gonna have to program SLDS on my flexible workout day, which is quickly becoming a long-ass workout

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what is the evolutionary advantage that Lopunny gains from looking like that? like from a natural selection perspective

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sylvia
@sylvibullet.bsky.social

BioWare was not closed because their games were queer, or bad, or rushed, or too ambitious or anything else. They were closed because EA is trying to raise their bottom line by a couple percentage points and that always comes at the expense of the people who's labour is already being exploited.

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@zaftikat.dog

why do we have an ERP system if every time there's a new challenge everyone solutions it by effectively creating a separate database. why am i the only one in this meeting to suggest we work with the ERP development team to find a solution?

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@zaftikat.dog

the company LITERALLY pays a team of 12 people to develop the ERP system to make it work for the end users.

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noted bones haver
@noted.bones.haver.zone

life hack: u can fight the urge to piss & shit urself by pissing & shitting in the toilet. just a method ive developed over years of extensive training

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@zaftikat.dog

being a sitcom autism haver means tanking the psychic damage at least once per series when they do the inevitable massively transphobic episode.

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this is consistent with Trumps protectionism. Hes trying to protect the US domestic racing pop idol horsegirl industry.

H.K // デビル零 #PlayMoreVF@devilrei.bsky.social

Candidates need to run ads declaring “The US Government Won’t Let You See Your Precious Umas”

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Jude Kilgour
@judekilgour.bsky.social

belt swingin’ ladydicks forever #AEWWrestleDream

Jude Kilgour@judekilgour.bsky.social

I feel we haven’t given nearly enough praise to the Mercedes/Thekla segment where the practice of swinging the belt with their ladydicks was touched upon: #AEWDynamite

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@zaftikat.dog

its important for you all to know that we have matching one flesh one end tattoos in lieu of wedding rings.

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every dsy my wife and i grow more griddlehark. me the buff idiot, her the linux nectomancer. she called me to type some shit into konsole for her and said type "-positive-" and my dumbass typed "-+-" instead

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@zaftikat.dog

every dsy my wife and i grow more griddlehark. me the buff idiot, her the linux nectomancer. she called me to type some shit into konsole for her and said type "-positive-" and my dumbass typed "-+-" instead

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the rivoli, and you know who the fuck im booking first.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

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@zaftikat.dog

my wife bought me a pipeline punch instead of an ultra (anything) so i can only conclude that the sugar is what's making me post this much

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wotc rejecting the union is gonna shed a few more players from mtg/d&d, just like when they forced trans employees to deadname themselves in order to participate in the union vote, just like the time they sent the pinkertons to a guys house, just like the time they...

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👻Calvinboo Congress👻
@emericanjezebel.bsky.social

ICE was established in 2003. It only exists to terrorize immigrants. it is not an "immigration system" in anyway. it is the gestapo. the deeper question I have for many of you is: what do you think an immigration system is? what do you think it does?