Jeff Zitter

Hey boys and girls, today’s secret word is…

McCasland missing… Thoughts?

On the frontline of war ravaged Portland. A face off with illegal amphibians.

GAMEDAY!!!

Would getting a fake Genius Visa also be considered “Artificial Intelligence?” Asking for a friend.

This awesome. Yep, definitely don’t call them. 🤣

AOC: When they say illegal vs legal immigration—they are trying to end legal status in the US making people undocumented and then they have the audacity to call them illegal when they were here documented.

Holy shit! Of course, we knew that already, but still… Holy shit!

Peter Thiel admitting he manipulated the election and probably will do it again. www.youtube.com/shorts/s-BQh...

Executive Order: And let it be known throughout the land, it is mandatory, every American child must watch my $10M birthday parade on TV, while standing at attention and holding 2 dolls each. So let it be written, so let it be done. - Covfefe

How I arrived on Bluesky

Share this everywhere. theplotagainstamerica.com

The whole world is so excited about the Dire Wolf pups being brought back from 10,000 years of extinction. What’s the big deal? I bought one from Temu last month.

If folks had voted for the Black lady who wanted to tax the rich and give everyone else a tax cut, we wouldn’t be having this problem. This guy nails it. 🔥

JFK Files = Shiny objects to distract trumpanzees.

If you didn’t watch the State of the Union last night, just watch this. Guaranteed—Trump’s followers ate it up, so be ready with the facts when it spreads. Rachel Maddow ran a clinic on Trump’s lies last night. 🧵

For everyone asking if this is the same congressman who married a woman he met when she was a teenager and he was in his 40s, the answer is yes. prospect.org/politics/how...

For the visual learners...

GO BIRDS!

Somebody found another upload of just the interview segment of the Japanese news segment on Area 51. I remembered a number of details wrong (for one it was an aviation journalist not a store owner) -but here's the "can't tell you until 2025" part #ufosky youtu.be/xdWhIN64468?...

GO BIRDS!

You got my attention. Pretty mind-bending. #ufosky #ufo #uap

Dick the Elf and Hulk came up with a great way to start a Yule tide fire. What could go wrong?

“It puts the lotion on its skin.” Follow Dick the Elf for more skincare tips.

Dick the Elf happened to catch the Cooper DeJean highlight. #FlyEaglesFly

Uh oh… That’s not Santa. #ufosky

“Laid back… With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.”

Dick the Elf was warned by Hulk… Baby Jesus’ crib is off limits!

Dick the Elf thinks he’s funny. Hulk is furious at the sacrilege. There will be hell to pay in the coming days. Meanwhile, Snoop’s just rollin’ down the street smoking’ indo.

We adopted an elf to join Snoop and Hulk this year. We needed to name him, so my wife sarcastically said, “Oh my God, why don’t you name him ‘Dick.’ I know you want to name him something stupid like that!” NO TAKE BACKS. Meet Dick. We whipped Dick out early.

2027 keeps coming up more and more… At one point it was just Ramirez, but now it’s a steady diet from a variety of people. Anyone have any thoughts on this? Any more details? #UFOsky #UAPsky

GAMEDAY. #FlyEaglesFly

Mr. Rodgers playing some Blink on the old phonograph. @tomdelonge.bsky.social

📌I'm a Navy vet, and was the Managing Editor of Stars & Stripes, the editorially independent newspaper that covers the troops and their families overseas. 📌I wish to GOD I never had to write this, but you REALLY need to read it. (And if you are asking what to do, share it. Information is POWER.)

Looking forward to setting up the Nativity Scene soon. This year, we’re definitely gonna need Snoop to get us through this shit.

Cheers to DeJean and Blankenship! 🥛🥛 #FlyEaglesFly 🦅

🆕 ICIG Thomas Monheim, who deemed David Grusch’s UAP whistleblower claims ‘credible and urgent,’ and CIA IG Robin Ashton have both resigned. With allegations implicating the CIA in UAP crash retrieval programs, the question is: will UAP oversight finally become a priority for their successors?

If you’ve just arrived at 🦋 and you’re intrigued or curious about the topic of UFOs, do yourself a favor and use this starter pack of a bunch of cool people to follow with a single click. #UFOsky

Boxers make me happy.

Currently driving my kids crazy by telling my wife her outfit is “on fleek.” Life is good.