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I just hope he died of something a vaccine could have prevented.

The perfect visual for the quarter millennium birthday celebration of the nation. “Nothing to see here. Do not look behind the curtain!”

The cool thing is- money is make-believe. They only own what we tell them they own.

QP with you wearing sunglasses

BDE.

I’ll never understand why Trump didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe next year. If he just bombs enough school girls to ensure peace in the Middle East.

¿Porque no los dos?

“JuSt CoMe ThE lEgAl WaY!!!” As if it’s ever been easy, and as if they’re not making it actually impossible currently. If you don’t have a US passport, do not bother trying to come. It’s honestly not even safe for those of us who do.

In the first Trump term, he had advisors who dissuaded him from nuking a hurricane. This time they’re egging him on to… *checks notes* terraform with nukes.

I don’t want to be right, but I wouldn’t put it past Trump to put these Ukrainian experts in a compromised position where he can leak info to Putin to direct Iran to take them out.

If we don’t want Russia leaking our intel to Iran… may I suggest that our president stop having daily hourlong phone calls with Putin where he divulges state secrets in an effort to show off how important he is?

Oh, I see the problem. When he said Release the Epstein Files and No New Wars, he meant No New Epstein Files and Release the Wars. Honest mistake.

AOC 2028 #AOC2028 That’s the post.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. -Theodore Roosevelt

I haven’t worked in a year, but at least I’ve got good company.

I want to dance on his grave, sure, but… I feel like all the excrement and urine will make a very slippery dance floor.

If Obama was in the Epstein Files, they would have been in the first release. Same for Biden. The fact that they’ve released such a small portion of the file, and haven’t managed to hold back Trump mentions (instead badly redacting them). Is very telling of how bad the further Trump mentions are.

Every American needs to watch this:

As mad at I am at Mitch, I’m still pissed at RBG. Mitch can join her anytime.

Can we bury this one and release Batgirl instead?

Warning. If you shatter the ceramic end (white part) of a used spark plug, the shards will absolutely shatter any glass you throw the shards at. It would be illegal to do this to the windshields of cars being driven by ICE agents. Don’t do it. do not.

This is the coolest fucking form of solidarity I have ever seen. Bravo.

If leftists wanted to do maximum damage to law enforcement there would be a body count on the other side of that thin blue line. The only people being murdered are civilians. That’s how you know they lie.

See those two squatters?You’re not going to be able to stop them moving into your house, so I’m going to move into your house. Make me a sandwich.

Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @governor.ca.gov Could you kindly get it straight? You’re supposed to support trans kids and defund ICE. At the very least denounce them. They’re killing the people you want voting for you. anything less will NOT get you the nomination. Signed, A pissed constituent.

Today was a good death.

Controversial take: We should reopen Alligator Alcatraz and put every ICE employee in it, for life.

With Trump trying to start WWIII, it’d be great if future iPhone models included Geiger counters.

Imprison ICE.

Make it viral.

Impeach Trump and his entire admin. Indict ICE via RICO. DOGE too.

Ice has killed more American citizens this year than immigrants have.

I look forward to the next Star Trek show where the Terran Empire is the good guy laying waste to the commie Federation. Paramount is a MAGA joke now.

This makes two countries Trump has illegally taken control of.

At the next press conference, Zelenskyy should just thank Trump for his promise to send in troops and equipment and for supporting Ukraine’s entry to NATO. Trump is weak (and addled) enough to agree to it on the spot.

Dear algorithm, Fewer sports posts. Please.

Why do I get a bunch of non-English posts in my feed? I’m not against a foreign perspective, but I can’t speak French, let alone read that mess of a language that uses 14 letters per syllable, and 23 for the silent ones.

I’m just going to say it. The only job AI is suited to replace is corporate leadership. CEO, CFO, COO. Replaced them with Ai and things couldn’t get worse.

Thinking all flags should be at half mast from now until we get the news we want… then they should extend the flagpoles 2x higher and raise that flag to the top in celebration.

Putin’s plan for how to pay for the war now that he’s out of money- You don’t have to pay dead soldiers.

Andor S2 took it into Handsmaids Tale territory, where it was too close to reality to make it a comfortable watch. No matter how good it is. I need my sci-fi commentary a little more circumspect. Then again, I’m smart enough to have caught that Homelander was a villain in the first ep of The Boys.

Did Donny win a cigar?

Turns out when you take food off of tables, people get really motivated to vote against your interests.

In two weeks:”This was always the plan. We’d have had to be really dumb to let them know we were going in.” They’re as sneaky as a 3yo.

Wasn’t he the one that announced our withdrawal from Afghanistan? Is he admitting he’s the one who was too woke to win there?