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they should make chiptune porno musi-(remembers the PC-98) ...well. ok.

notice how spider-man never traps and eats the criminals

i remember being really young and seeing the warning labels on my grandma's water heater and finding this one particularly unsettling for whatever reason

i dont think my costume fits

Dr. Robotnik's Hater Tater Creator

i really took for granted that small window where cigarettes stopped being cool but vaping hadn't taken off yet

if i had a terminal illness i would simply sudo apt-get remove illness

i have an idea for a new nightmare on elm street where a bunch of teens go to freddy krueger's house and they have to survive there for five nights. but i don't know what to call it...

Vivian what are you doing

started making it had a breakdown looking at 4 operators in furnace bone apple teeth yamaha ym2608 (extended channel 3)

A demo for Sonic 3 Unlocked is now available. Read about it on my GitHub page, where you can also find the download link from the SHC 2026 website. github.com/liliambean/s...

i go for the low-hanging fruit sometimes but i'd like to think i'd never be desperate enough to go to an old simpsons clip and comment "back when the show was good"

i love the purity tests in breaking bad because it means every meth cook in the show basically has a dbz power level

strike me down and i shall whine and cry more than you can possibly imagine

used to be if you were a boxer you could go to any meat locker and beat up a huge slab of ribs. now you can't even slap a burger without getting arrested

congrats to 4 for being the new funny number

little pro tip for the Wii U-heads out there: thumbstick grips made for Switch 2 Joy-Cons will also fit the Wii U Gamepad or Pro Controller

you can tell when it's cold on account of the brrrr

Ebay started doing this a quite a while ago, unfortunately. The toggle to turn off AI training is here: accountsettings.ebay.com/ai-preferences

sometimes having a shitty working memory works in my favor. like if i learn something upsetting, no i didn't

New cover! Gang-Plank Galleon from Donkey Kong Country on the Sega Genesis:

apparently i had a pillowfort account?? well so much for that i guess

holy shit ai really is sentient

sharing joy tay's tumblr post on preset ripping for genesis instruments here bc i know a lot of people that follow me would find it useful: www.tumblr.com/johntayjinf/...

franz kafka's the metamorphosis is some shit that would happen to my friend jeremy

Exclusively in the Japanese version of Super Mario Sunshine, there is a physics oversight on a platform in a secret course whereby Mario will be stuck on the ground producing dust. The steam-like dust visuals and sound effects make it seem like he is being fried or grilled.

for some reason my earworm lyrics to saria's song is "four o'clock, four o'clock, four o'fucking clock, in the afternoon"

castlevania songs that describe medical conditions i've had: anxiety bloody tears heart of fire riddle

introducing the first currency to be worth negative money:

well i'm not going back to twitter

my life's mission is to trick people into using famitracker. and it's working

Nesse, Paola, Geoff, and Shit

me giving mixing advice

for context:

the silver lining to a franchise being stuck in copyright limbo is that it's spared from having a cash grab reboot

is there a way to have it so youtube videos will have official subtitles on by default but not auto-generated subtitles? i find videos are actually harder to follow with bad captions than they are with no captions.

today i learned that the current voice of tails voiced genis sage in tales of symphonia

this but unironically. it IS cute and i AM sorry

i wish i could tell the gnome terminal i love her but she just keeps saying "i: command not found"

i sneezed and my brain fell out :(

i feel like we could be shortening Bartholomew to more things. "this is my son Tholo", or "i'm Mew Simpson who the hell are you"

going to a restaurant that offers booth service and they shoot you in the back of the head