Movies Fan (At The Movies)

the joey pockett archive www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU6Z...

when i was a kid it was my goal to count really high. i wonder where i'd be at if i hadn't given up. probably some kind of medical facility

ZOOMER: Hey dude how are you doing Hey a squirrel MILLENNIAL: I am the squirrel. Yup they were paying attention to me just fine. Did this make you think differently about Zoomer? It's time for world to be love

i curse the lord for my inability to draw due to my bad retina (current best excuse) but maybe. if i look at drawings of zephie with big boobs. the inspiration will heal me [my vision gets even worse as the blood leaves my head] Ohhhg

that asteroid was a necessity honestly 160 million years and still none of those dudes invented furry porn. shit needed a do over

you wouldn't be able to make the show "Friends" nowadays. they already made it

saying "i hardly know her" isn't funny btw. you should know more women

kids nowadays aren't leaving home at 12 years old after finding a sword in the woods to go fulfill an ancient prophecy anymore. the realm is so fucking cooked

i don't even know if zynga still exists but my breast still burns with hatred over them buying and killing omgpop 13 years ago

in 2021 i lost my job because i got a glimpse of where the world was headed and i fell into the worst existential depression of my life. but i'm proud to say that since then i have set a new record every few months and now that was only like the 8th worst

i need to start surrounding myself with people with has a lot of money and is willing to give me a lot of money energy. for my mental health

doing the hand flappies and arm twirlies for long enough that hopefully the fly in my apartment will realize i am not safe to be around. i will only hurt you. everyone learns this about me eventually

putting on my 3D glasses when i suck dick so it looks like it's coming right at me. ah i don't like this one but the cancel button's all the way up there

thanks bluesky for increasing your video length limit so i don't have to post youtube links, now increase my follower count to 99999999

was going to buy a donut but the icing pattern looked like the shit from the manta ray level in mario sunshine so i didn't bother

fans of "charlie bit my finger" and all others who celebrate violence please do not interact

how to break it to the people saying "we're so back" about something i made a long while ago that i only posted for an extra 2℅ peace of mind

i've decided it's extremely woke for me to be completely unemployable

Fight Club - Movie vs Game ever wondered who would win in a fight, "Fight Club" for PS2 or "Fight Club" for DVD? join me as i figure it out

sora is goofy's son

i think when i was a kid at school we were tasked with writing about what we want to do in life and i just wrote things like "get the best license in gran turismo" and "fully upgrade my weapons in ratchet and clank"

almost accidentally attached porn to a group chat message the other day and i'm still riding the rush

jury's still out on whether being unable to trust anything anymore is good or bad for my brain

putting "mdni" in my bio because every child knows what it means and understands it better than normal words

he's always saying stuff like this

history has shown that halloween tends to happen on this month PLEASE stay safe i'm begging you all

nothing worse than waking up to realize how easily something i posted the night before could be misconstrued. i want to clear the air and apologize to anyone offended. i don't think dragostea din tei is a bad song. i'll try to be more clear with my words from now on. thank you for giving me a chance

we gotta figure out the vegan chicken naming situation. other plantmeats are okay but "chicken" refers to an animal in agony. i will not type things like "ch!cken" or "chik'n" that sound the same when spoken aloud. i propose: "Tastylump", or "Funchew". "Food 2"

my favorite thing about labels is how i'm not obligated to use any of them. i don't even need a name. i'm the cartoon eyepatch owl account

video games don't cause violence (towards humans)

my mortal enemy in 2008 was a guy who commented "get better at drawing" when i posted a drawing of sonic on my smosh dot com profile. i don't hold grudges for stupid stuff from that long ago obviously but i do hope that person has since died

the apocalypse is so fucking SLOW man i'm BORED

on this 10th anniversary of my tweet about shitting my pants and falling over after taking them off and getting shit on my face and in my nose and blaming the gays for it, and the 9-year-and-364-day anniversary of being bullied for it daily, i can at last reveal that i posted it because i lost a bet

just realized why he's called the pink panther

"it's good that there aren't any, it's good that they have homes" i repeat to myself as i fruitlessly look for rabbits up for adoption near me

haven't seen the disney guy with the swords pointed at him in a while... please i can't have an opinion unless i see him....

downloaded an app to remind me to hydrate. it's not doing a good job so far. probably should have downloaded one meant for reminders instead of the anime big boobs chat bot sex pussy app

desperately want to go on a foam adventure

found the freaking awesome pokémon emerald romhack i made when i was 11

just found out the "holy fuck lois" audio isn't real :/ watched every episode of family guy to try to find peter griffin cumming

i'm out of correct opinions so i'm going to pivot to posting incorrect ones if that's ok with everyone

downloading mods for all my games to replace "BODY TYPE" with "GENDER" and "PRONOUNS" with "GENDER" and "HAIR COLOR" with "GENDER"

it's so easy to make normies laugh. i will never see a comedy movie in a theatre. have a higher barrier of entry for laughter. feel less joy because it annoys me personally

"the before times" used to mean before 2020 and now it means before just after 2020