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BlueSky finally supports this now, so, I shall repeat the post that is pinned to my Twitter profile: Credits and thanks to Jeb H for the best GIF ever. #Jeopardy #NIN

Relatively minor when juxtaposed against the fraud, murders, and war crimes of which they are already guilty, but it is remarkable how the current US executive branch leaders want to normalize a level of foul language in their public speeches that would simply not be allowed on television.

Speaking of new hobbies... Perler bead pixel art is fun.

Ah, yes, late October, when it starts to get cold enough that my knees hurt constantly, and I'd rather rot and squirm in bed for an hour than roll out of bed and go to the bathroom like I really needed to the whole time.

The worst game company on Earth killed one of the best to ever do it; rogue AI uncovered and published a critical vulnerability in the language that large swathes of the internet are written in; and one of the keys used in foundational levels of cryptography is apparently 4. Quite a day.

DIMINISH AN ANIME: Chewing Gum Inconvenience

Anthony might be running away with tonight's game but Amy wins the hearts of the audience for wearing #LEGO sharks as earrings. #Jeopardy

Do you... do you think she lets him call her Ivanka......

Unfortunately evergreen. Now textboxes will forget where the cursor is supposed to be if you try to correct something in the middle of the input. Genius.

Go home, weather; you're drunk. #RVA

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My favorite thing I've learned so far tonight on #Jeopardy is from Ron's interview: You can make a pretty decent map of Alaska by turning over your right hand and extending your thumb "south" and index finger "southwest".

We laughed at Michael Scott when he said this would work. For some reason Troompaloompa thinks we should take him seriously.

Just saw a WRX wagon with antique plates.

It should be lost on no one that this post perfectly fits the form-letter response put out by most GOPers after a school shooting.

I am 47 years old and revisiting this still creeps me out a little bit. Particularly stark next to a very cute, silly ad. Tell me that closing bit doesn't look and sound like a promo for a horror movie where people die at a summer camp. youtu.be/7Y0GlyTm_h8?...

Oddly that line does touch on an actual truth, which is, things are "worth" only and exactly what you can convince someone to pay for them. Which explains why he's so full of himself — because millions of voters mortgaged the lives of their children and grandchildren to put him in office.

The chickens in #SlimeRancher2 get their kicks watching #Jeopardy. I'm not joking. (Well, OK, there are some jokes in the ALT text, but I'm serious about what's in the game.) Absolutely brilliant. This is GotY material.

💬It's just a dump to the left... 🎶...and then a plop to the right! 💬Put your hands on your hips, 🎶and turn your knees in tight, 🎶then a colonic thrust; the noise it makes is insane! 🎶LET'S POO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! —OR— Once this toilet hits 88 gallons per minute, you're going to see some serious 💩.

listening to dvorak. no clue how he played this on that weird keyboard

I saw that look on my dad's face a lot, toward the end of his life. It was the look of a man no longer capable of comprehending the world around him.

I mean, I *guess* that's *one* way to frame the utter and total destruction of Americans' ability to save money for retirement.

Sitting at my desk and suddenly wishing that Sir Patrick Stewart were on Cameo, so I could humbly request a dramatic reading of the line, "Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire!" Because that is the sort of self-torture my brain inflicts on me when it's allowed an idle moment. 🤓😅

Largo and Naphyr are now older than I was when I first imagined them. Naphyr first appeared in a D&D campaign in 2001. Largo was a replacement character in a Planescape campaign in 2003. Jeeeeebus, I'm old.

My local station just cut off tonight's #Jeopardy episode less than a second after the last FJ wager was revealed, before Ken had even finished saying it aloud, because they are smart and great at their jobs. 🙄

Maybe become loudly curious instead

I was seated at the deli next to some old guy proudly wearing a red hat emblazoned with "TRUMP 2028", and, dear reader, I am now safely home, having neither spat on his food, nor peppered him with obscenities, nor slapped his ignorant face, nor tripped him on his way out the door. Please clap.

"The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain"

Maybe the average AI evangelist is motivated by a deep dissatisfaction with his previous interactions with humanity. And maybe those interactions were dissatisfying because the average AI evangelist is an irredeemably narcissistic piece of shit who lacks both introspection and empathy.

Need any other reasons to abandon all Meta platforms immediately?

IDEATING is a fake corporate word. Boo. Hiss. #WheelOfFortune

Watching #WheelOfFortune is weird this week. Were the contestants and audience still hearing Mr Chat Room in the studio? Have they credited the emergency voiceover guy yet? What other Magic of Television has been edited in?

A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed