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It just occurred to me that my gaming backlog goes so far back that games on it have been remade and then wound up in my backlog a second time.

I'm a very big fan of my girlfriend.

Seems like a missed opportunity that none of the party members in #expedition33 use a whip. @jackthewhipper.bsky.social has never struck me as particularly litigious, I bet he wouldn't mind. This may just be my plea to the modding community.

Periodic reminder that cops aren't your friends. They view those that they're supposed to protect as their enemy, and things like this are the result of that. And they'll perpetuate that attitude rather than admit they're the root cause of that distrust. newjerseymonitor.com/2025/02/05/s...

Okay. I have a plan to save America. We get someone planted in Musk's orbit. That person keeps prodding at the Tony Stark thing. We convince him to prove what an alpha he is by going and doing science in a cave somewhere. We seal up the cave and wash our hands of him.

The internet archive is fully donation funded.

I don't get incels and their whole vendetta against women with wild hair dye. Like, have they seen them?

That overwhelming urge to make an alcoholism style PSA for dudes who have a board game problem.

there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists

I challenge anyone to do worse than fucking Schindler's List.

I just realized that I am a person who would rather learn plumbing than hand wash dishes.

23 years running, I am the world's most oblivious man. Pro dating tip, men: If she offers you a ride back to your place, she's probably not just being courteous.

Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news

IQ tests are astrology for racists

Looks like I've got a new go-to for when I see someone going to bat for AI:

This is the most niche ass joke I have ever seen. There is a Venn diagram of "loves Rugrats" and "devoured the Legacy of Main series" and it's just two independent circles with a little dot representing me inbetween them. youtu.be/EdMvgOLFjas?...

Gonna step away from politics for half a second to say that the #superman trailer has me absolutely sold. Holy shit. I don't think that could have spoken more directly to me and what I want out of a Superman movie as a fan of STAS primarily. And that guitar John Williams, cherry on fucking top.

Unfortunately, I can only cancel all of my #disney subs once. I have given so much money to this company in my adult life and I am fucking done. No more #marvelsnap no more #marvelcomics, I'm officially done. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...

Learned Davinci Resolve just so I could trim a couple of seconds out of Home Alone 2. Worth it. Now I can happily watch "Home Alone 2: The Kevin Can Find the Lobby Himself Cut."

Just found myself unironically thinking how I wish #nintendo would make a VR headset so I can play Animal Crossing in VR. What could go wrong? I'm sure it would be a major seller, call it something like the Virtual Boy.

TFW the controller is about five feet away and you're trapped by 65 pounds of love:

You know, I think I get the #witcher4 complaining now. I too would never want to play a game where I wouldn't fuck the protagonist. Whelp, back to #soulreaver

Dumbass gamer bros complaining that playing as a woman in Witcher IV is oppression because they can't play as what feels natural, but try to explain body dysmorphia to them and suddenly that's all too complicated of a concept.

What in the actual fuck is this @axios.com ? Every single on the record witness says she's lying, she's been caught lying about shit like this before, and you just feed her this one sided headline? Unacceptable

Gonna party like it's 1999! #soulreaver

Petition to start calling the UHC shooter "Kaiser Permanente Soze."

if you were a villain, who would you be?

Post a video game gif from the year you were born:

We don't live in a country anymore, we live in a perpetual campaign news cycle.

I'm running for office on a platform that boils down to #experian and #equifax belong in the Hague. How are we, as a nation, so thoroughly held hostage by such utterly incompetent companies?

Has #kamalaharris2024 considered Major Monogram for running mate? Unassuming white guy with a nat sec background might snag a few moderate voters.

If we don't get a second season of #TheAcolyte , I will do everything in my power to make sure that no one will ever be able to see Manny Jacinto shirtless again without him directly sending them the pics. You have been warned!

Listening to Dragula in the Car and Not Running Someone Over Challenge #robzombie

With news that the rally #shooter was a Republican voter, I'm going to take a wild guess at the circumstance: Not an actual attempt. I'd bet money it was just two R idiots fighting, one opened fire and #tfg just happened to catch a stray bullet in the ear.

Getting lunch and the guy at the counter is telling anyone who'll listen about #project2025 and this is fantastic. It's been around for months and no one's been talking about it. The more this spreads, the better the chances of stopping it.

Holy shit, Bluesky, have you seen Bilbo? Look at this fucking guy! Does @weratedogs.bsky.social want to weigh in?

This is entirely unacceptable. There is no feasible reason it should take a year for these slum lords to get the AC fixed. It's decidedly worse that the city has done nothing for these vulnerable residents. @universalhub.com www.wcvb.com/article/we-r...

Finally getting back to #theacolyte and I'm confident that the biggest issue with this show is that there aren't enough lesbian force witch communes. Seriously, though, loving this show so far and I haven't even gotten to episode 5..

That last bit of this article should be a part of every single Democratic candidates ad. The message here is that #Trump has started, and will continue, to push policies invalidating protections for most religions. www.nbcnews.com/news/oklahom...

I just spoke to a woman who was complaining about it taking 20 minutes for an RN to get paper for the printer at the ER while managing to miss the fact that ERs are so short staffed now that they had to send a fucking RN to do it.

Conservatives love to talk about a two tier justice system while ignoring shit like this. Dude assaulted multiple cops, helped lead a riot, exhibited absolutely no remorse at trial, and he still gets less time than a black woman who erroneously cast a provisional ballot. fox59.com/news/it-was-...

Lifehack: Do your crimes while it's raining and the cops will never catch you.