🎃Patient Zero (Taylor's Version)🎃

available as print in our shop, click on the fucking link yeah?

I have a feeling that everyone who gets one of those emails will likely agree with their friend, that Bryan is a clammy twat. Also, perhaps his AI agent can be programmed to spot errors and correct "sent" to "send" for him in future?

Stuck the new Polyphia album on and fuckin ooooooooof. They've deep fried it to fuck, just non-stop "blown out speakers" distortion over dubstep with a "someone farted here 3 days ago" hint of their usual guitar skillz in the background. Big no.

All this talk of being prepared for war and possible impending attacks and drafting people/national service just makes me think "I dare you to give me a gun. I don't recommend it."

It's really tempting to watch a dodge version of YCSE, the sound will be terrible and the video will be washed out but also I am impatient. This is just like Sophies choice

What's the matter, babe? You've hardly touched your narcan! Babe??

Alright, I will, fucks sake!

They've plonked all the new Gone Fishing out at once have they? That's Sunday afternoon sorted!

The cats been on "sunning your holes" tiktok again

I just saw an Old Spice ad that ends with "It makes it smell like it went in" and I'm laughing at how rude that sounds

Me, posting on social media:

Here mate, got any peptides??

Happy extra hour to all those who celebrate

THIS IS ME: Ooooohhh woahhhhhhh oooooooooohhhhh!

This will definitely help people afford to pay their bills. Definitely!!!!

The YouTube app has updated and it's gone to shittttt

Bring back eating the top off a cornetto, followed by biting the end of the cone off that's pure chocolate, then pretending it's a fat cigar before sucking the remaining ice cream through the end.

Me at a dinner party: "Sorry, I can't eat this unless I know how many grams of protein are in it."

Was supposed to be drinkinininge in the pube with the holiday monkey tomorrow, but it's been postponed til next week due to the horrendous weather. As a result, it's time to have a vodka martini, shaken about the place but not spilt, at home on me own.

I like how AI has been used to find vulnerabilities and hack sites/systems and then people are like "You need to use AI to identify these threats and patch them". Sounds like a classic racket to me.

No? OK.

One thing about being bald that people with luxurious bouffants probably don't realise is how annoying it is when only part of it fucks off. If the top fucks off, can the back and sides go too please? Having to deal with the horseshoe on the reg is incredibly irritating.

What are you suggesting, Baptist Hub?!

Who needs ketamine when I can just stretch my arms out for 5 seconds?!

Survive, said the Style 5

Oh yes, the Starred Wars Racing Game, I know it, I know it, SCRUB DOWNNNNNN!!!

A new follower?!?! 😃 Oh...

Love when the skip ads button moves you on to a fresh 30 second timer for more ads.

Been watching The Ghost In The Shell today. Gorgeous anime, bit jarring getting used to some of the character designs and goofy comedy but has Shirows pervy angles. The storylines are almost completely incomprehensible, to the point I feel like I've missed several episodes. Classic GITS!

lol, lmao

Went looking for the old EA meme and found this from many years ago.

The trouble is, EA still has the big sports games, Battlefield and Apex, so the average gamer probably won't give a shit as long as they can open their digital football stickers with a one year expiry date. EA absolutely needs to fuck off. I know that means more lay offs but it'd happen eventually

It all started when "chocolate" became "chocolate flavoured". Lol The Grand Enshittification. I hope the whole fucking lot tumbles over, eat the rich, big reset and never again.

Yikes, weren't they waist deep in a new Mass Effect game too? I guess they've got to save money for the big loan repayments they got saddled with.

Oh so that's wikipedia knackered then, from the PHP exploit. Oh dear.

Who up shittin they poo ass?!

Who up pooin they shit ass?

Another thing I post every October is Savageland. A super low budget, mockumentary style horror film. A lone man is charged for the massacre of an entire border towns population, but he has disturbing proof of his innocence. Got uploaded to YT a while back for ease! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcu2...

"That's not a ___, it's a ____". Classic AI script for YouTube video essays. Often repeated several times but using different synonyms. Insta-off.

It's been really cold the last few nights, so when I changed my bedding today I switched to my winter duvet*. It's not quite as malleable as the summer one, but it is warmer. 13.5 tog bay-bee!! *Not a tory