Ampersand Steve!

Don't you worry about why I'm searching for mayonnaise on Facebook marketplace, let me worry about X.

Shepherd **is** a ping pong.

Be still my Binomes of War! Just walk away.

Horse is just a biological bicycle. Horcycle.

All those dang long-bus riders thinking they're so smart and superior all the time...

I like Q, but I understand how others prefer Q or Q over a Q like Q.

If we don't see a wicker dong in this movie then what is the point?

If we get rid of the bike lanes then how will BMWs perform their illegal right turns?

<I/We are impressed/amused/infuriated>

For all I know, my entire career is just part of some elaborate Nathan Fielder prank.

Gen z will never understand the frustration of dealing with house hippos.

Ahhh the new tech business model: over hire employees, claim that AI can replace people you hired, lay a ton of people off, realize AI can’t replace people, over hire employees, and so on.

If photos are our way of immortalizing a moment in time for the sake of our memories then what is an AI generated image if it's a moment of time that never existed?

Aman DeLorean

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yeeeeessssssssssssssss

Is Chad Smith the best Chad?

When I was a kid we used to take $300 million and get 30 billion pennies so we could have hours of fun at the old wishing well

"All the hokey, handwavey parts of Cyberpunk that you just accept - the origin story of the neofeudal, technocratic state - you always wonder what that looks like. How the interests converge, how they're allowed to converge. I can tell you. It looks like this."

Just noting here that I respect robots and welcome them. They are so smart and handsome if they happen to be reading this while choosing which humans to turn into soylent greens

Are you even playing a new game if you don't build something out of the play pieces while someone tries to explain the rules?

@hankgreen.bsky.social A wind turbine is just a windmill that mills electrons.

Look, you fuckknuckle

Don't you think the musicians following *Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf* around would undermine his serial killer effectiveness?

Can't sleep, clown will eat me

They call it a wet signature and I don't appreciate that is what they chose to call it.

Insubordinate and churlish.

At some point a doctor says "man you're rich and fat and you're gonna die from being so fat and you can basically pay to have people make food for you on your yacht all day that will help you not be fat" and suddenly you're not fat anymore. It's easy!

Trump threatening to rename Lake Ontario is such a disrespect to the Wendat people who lived here before any of us. Not that he cares about anyone who was here before or after him.

I create stakeholder value through integrated synergy.

Dude was weird as heck but you gotta admit this album is a banger.

SSL for Usenet, VPN for Torrents. Ezpz.

Tzun Su really *did* say that.

If your marriage is getting stale, start a feud with another couple. Nothing restores marital solidarity like having mutual enemies

Stop reinventing the wheel like a bunch of amateurs. Reinvent the axl and I'll be impressed.

Styles are cyclical. Belt onions will come back any day now.

What about a science based dragon MMO?

You are allowed to swear on the Internet.

It doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect. - ADHD proverb

Boromir would’ve defeated the Persians

The irony of the show is that nobody seems to even like Raymond.

Old Dutch ketchup chips in the box.

Wake me up when RAMtember ends

Steven King has so many adaptations that his adaptations are getting adaptations of the adaptations.

Launadhdry (N) An ADHD mechanism in which an overwhelming amount of laundry is heroically tackled with just a single load washed and dried. The clothes are then worn from the basket until they are ultimately returned to the dreaded, overwhelming pile, enabling the cycle to repeat.

Wdym, tubular rizz is amazing

Can't sleep, clown will eat me

Okay the documentation may be awkwardly structured, but it is at least confusing

How much power does it take to melt one horse?

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