Michael Zey

When's that book coming out, Jake?

So....the mainstream media is just going to ignore that Senator Mitch McConnell was caught on camera being instructed on which way to vote? When's that book coming out, Jake?

Democrats are uniting around primary winners. That's the reality. Don't let the oligarch-owned corporate media tell you there's some kind of "war" between the left and the center. They are dividing their opposition. The reality is unity. Ignore the rich people trying to convince you otherwise.

The most infuriating thing about this whole Weekend At Mitch's farce the Republicans are trying to pull off is that South Park is not currently producing new episodes.

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Why am I so skeptical over last night's so-called assassination attempt? Might have something to do with President Piggy's big takeaway from the incident being "this is why I need a yuuuuge ballroom".

Christians: "Atheism makes no sense because if there's no Hell then people can do all the awful things they want and there would be zero retribution from God." Also Christians: "I have prayed to God for forgiveness for all the awful things I did...and God has forgiven me."

What Piggy's FCC does not want you to see: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

My big takeaway from the racist video that Piggy posted on his social media site is that MAGA is beginning to learn that his name shows up 38,000 times in the Epstein Files, (or at least in the documents released so far), and this video is his latest "Look! Shiny thing!"

This was posted on the DOJ website for about two minutes before they took it down. Whoopsie! jumpshare.com/s/LuTnIWBd0R...

The day before ICE commited another cold-blooded murder, these 7 Democrats agreed to give them more money. Remember their names. They must be voted out.

The Woke Left: "A 5-year-old was pulled out of school and shipped off to an ICE facility in Texas and his family is allowed zero contact. This is horrible." MAGA: "This old white guy had to drive an extra couple of blocks for gas. This is horrible."

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

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Betcha not one of the Sunday morning shows from corporate media is going to ask any Republican on why File 468 was deleted.

If a notoriously corrupt organization gave out a "participation" trophy to Obama or Biden, and either of them made THIS face while picking it up, Fox "News" would be laughing about it for at least a month. And I wouldn't blame them one bit.

It was never about the color of the suit. It was the color of the President.

The Diaper-Shitting Toddler: "Please, recite this pledge of allegiance to your favorite President (Me!)..." Commanders fans: "Go fuck yourself, you orange piece of shit motherfucker. You want children to starve while you throw Great Gatsby parties. Fuck you! We want you to die! JUST FUCKING DIE!!!"

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My immediate thought last night when I saw that Trump posted an AI video of him dropping shit all over protestors is that he and his MAGA toadies in Congress have been preventing the release of the Epstein Files for months now and have been doing everything they can to distract us from that.

Translation: "We are appalled that our every day conversations were made public. We now have to pretend to be outraged, even scapegoating a fair number of our members, until this all blows over."

Aren't you supposed to lose your job for making jokes about the Charlie Kirk thing? It's what I was led to believe.

Apple: "We side with the American Gestapo who are kidnapping people off the streets and subjecting them with imprisonment and torture."

Look, we all know that this "ANTI-ICE" thing is fucking bullshit. But both the Kash Patel-controlled FBI and the billionaire-owned legacy media are going to run with it. So be prepared.

The deification of Charlie Kirk will subside over time, as people move on to other things. Charlie Kirk's hateful words, however, will live on forever.

The look on Von Schitzenpants' face, however, is the same face he makes when he humps the American flag. Or when he talks about fucking his own daughter.

Disney's shareholders after seeing the surge in Disney+/Hulu cancellations and the NYT article about how all this tsuris over Kimmel's innocuous comments was yet another case of manufactured outrage by the right-wing professional outrage machine. www.huffpost.com/entry/walt-d...

Matthew Dowd was right. The only thing he did wrong was kowtow to the fascist mob and apologize for stating a fact.

cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful... Just a reminder that these are the same people who shrug their shoulders, say “thoughts and prayers”, and move on with their lives when a classroom of first graders get mown down by an AR-15.

THIS!!!

I feel as bad for Charlie Kirk as he would have felt for the three kids who were just shot in Evergreen High School today.

I have many issues with Newsom. But this? ***chef's kiss***

GUMS #MildHorror

The important thing to keep in mind about the AI video of Obama being arrested that President Trump posted on his social media feed is that Trump is trying to bury the Epstein files because his name is all over that shit.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES!

Translation: There IS an Epstein Client List. Trump's name is all over it. And there is a non-zero chance it's gonna be leaked real soon.

It begins! Hey, red-state Trump supporters. The next time you accidentally lose a toe to a combine harvester and you are bleeding out but the nearest medical facility still in operation is 45 minutes away, you can take solace in the fact that libs are being owned. www.klkntv.com/rural-southw...

Alligator Auschwitz now open for business. More sure to follow. America now houses concentration camps. "B-b-but I didn't vote for that." Ummm, fuck you. If you voted for Trump, this is EXACTLY what you voted for. www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2...

In hindsight, we all should gone to his stupid goddamn birthday perade.

"You are so beautiful, my Baron. Your skin, love to me. Your diseases, lovingly cared for, for all eternity."

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

Hey, Elmo. You like memes. Are you familiar with this one?

Taken from this morning. Holding my breath waiting for the MAGA crowd to slap on the "Trump did this" stickers. 'Cuz if there is anything I have learned from the past four years, the President of the United States has a magical lever on the Resolute Desk which controls the price of eggs.