ZoInYoFace!

Felicidades, #Benito. Now go and bring down the gaddamn house next week.

:looks at the Super Bowl teams: “I hope they both fuckin lose.”

McVay: “Ok, so we need about 2 or 3 first downs to wrap this up… Let’s just run it a bunch of times instead.”

BREAKING: Dodgers also expected to sign Dinger, the Phanatic, Mrs. Met, and that drunkard from Milwaukee who occasionally wears lederhosen. #dodgers

Report: No One Currently Thinking About You https://theonion.com/report-no-one-currently-thinking-about-you-1819579510/

I am here for the inevitable Great Xitter Migration #FuckX

How can I tap out of the holidays? My waistband can’t take it anymore.

fuck the galaxy