Zsa Zsa Gabortion

I keep forgetting to record these little hour long preshow dj sets I get to do 😭 next weekend for sure.

Every so often a new Internet personality emerges and it immediately clear to me that they are just regurgitating things someone else posted but are banking on their audience not realizing that and it’s always on Facebook.

Two days of being a cute brunch DJ 🤷‍♀️

Most interesting princess at the airport disease hits hard today 👑

Even tho my connection to my ethnicity culturally is tentative and sparse I love being Mexican and I hope in every lifetime I come back more and more Mexican 🇲🇽

I’ve never had a random conversation with someone on Strava that didn’t feel like they were AI or at least clumsily looking for an “In” for their sales pitch.

A few more inktober drawings 🥰

When the movie is over it’s every man for himself I will meet you outside the bathrooms diva

Ordered two mesh shirts and a chambray shirt because life is about balance.

I’m enjoying Below or, as I like to call it - “Widows Bay but serious this time”

Yesterday’s inktober is my favorite one yet. This is one I’m going to look back on fondly.

I think Nigella Lawson has the energy that if you don’t make her cum she’ll dump you.

I love that The Great British Baking Show’s “this season’s cutest boy” is between a pediatric doctor and a drag queen

The o ly thing I regret about buying those long-handled Korean spoons is that I only bought an 8-pack. 10/0 utensil, excellent job guys.

I feel like Portuguese people are just doing it for attention

Inktober so far

My phone is down to 30% by noon I’m being bullied into upgrading

Get fuckin real Ann.

Don’t cum in my mouth I have a nut allergy 🫣

I should absolutely knit myself a sweater vest to wear as a top 🤔

Bought new pants, became a threat to national security, nbd.

I finally remembered to bring some white pens with me to work for drawing purposes and I hate how most of them work in my current sketchbook and my unibal signo broad immediately dried up god is dead

As a kid I liked to spend my allowance on pens and stationary and 40-something years later that hasn’t changed.

Very proud of today’s inktober sketch for “stinky”.

Getting my flu shot but immediately taking a Tylenol because the double-jeopardy prevents autism

I’ve been more thoughtful about fueling before runs and getting in protein after and it definitely feels better.

Artists, get your bag and sell your merch but $80 for a crew neck is criminal. How is your merch about to become the most expensive thing I own 😭

I did a gym workout and then ran five miles last night and as impressed as I am with myself I am also very tired today.

I’m doing AA That’s when you have an adderal and alanis before going to the bar

Shout out to the author of this smutty book for using the term “apollos belt” instead of saying something like V-cut.

I went up the mountain in North Carolina fully prepared to do my long run on Sunday but it just wasn’t in the cards, so I haven’t run since Thursday and may or may not be going crazy. I’m home now, though, and ready to hit the road tomorrow 🥰

Feeling messy so I I’m cyber bullying a local business owner

Keep liking my instagram stories and you’re gonna find yourself kissed

Participating in human activities

Now that I’m 120lbs down I identify as small and evil.

When I bought this vest it was way too small, when I found it and started wearing it again it fit but just barely. Now I can cross the fronts over by several inches. 120lbs is a wild ride for weight loss.

God I love a 30 year old fag dressed like an off duty trucker who loses their shit when something like Adela comes on. Whatever the pop diva du jour is.

A running company I recently purchased from has sent me three advertisement emails in the past 2 hours so needless to say I will not be purchasing from them again so that they don’t win.

Honestly work the day before vacation should always be cancelled 🤷‍♀️

Can’t wait to listen to the new Cain Culto on my run today

I regret to inform everyone that I am officially a running tights person I fucking love them.

Guys I think something’s wrong with roomba

I can’t tell if it’s a good or bad thing that the zoom app offloads itself between my use of it.

I need so many more leg tattoos

My favorite allergist is back in clinic tomorrow from his paternity leave and I’m normal levels of very excited to see him again (he’s so cute you have no idea)(also he’s good with my pronouns, frankly if he was nice to my dog I might try to marry him too)

Me: I don’t get hung up on routines I’m pretty flexible and my adhd likes novelty! Also me: if these two coworkers don’t stop chatting in front of my usual microwave so I can use it I will burn this place to the ground.

This transsexual menace ran 5.2 miles today

Crushed more than 5 miles for the first time today 🥰 feeling pretty good about that!

Kind of awkward to show up to the park for a run and realize there was a race here this morning that’s still kinda wrapping up. Oops just here for a free run thank youuuu