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*posting only on Twitter; key word missing there! Alright, hope to at least see all two of you regulars (back?) over there since I just posted some DOOM clips I couldn't have posted here ;P

"Social media is unhealthy" Okay explain why I watched this 5 times, then.

MKWorld players when they get first place online

I'm a little sad knowing I'll never see stream numbers like this ever again, but it was still nice to experience this at least once in my lifetime 🥲🥲

Eyyy, you know what? I DID get my revenge after all: this was THAT guy and this was the race that COST him 😈😈 Okay, looks like I actually will be able to sleep tonight.

Thanks to all who came and congrats to @DoryanTheCritic (Twitter) on winning the giveaway! Hope you enjoy all that fecal flecks on it! 🤠👉

And here we go: LIVE with a Karturday stream and one lucky chatter is going to win a Switch 2 Mario Kart World bundle! SO GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! Also, Rosalina's ass.

LAST CALL! Going LIVE in FIVE* at 5! It's happening today: the Switch 2 Mario Kart World bundle giveaway! *hrs Also, Donkey Kong's ass.

Just ONE DAY left to go on my Switch 2 Mario Kart World bundle giveaway! GOGOGO! Also, Wario's ass.

Eyyyy, that's pretty nice of them... Xbox doing right by its fans, even if I still wish they'd be more aggressive about exclusives 😅😅

Just THREE DAYS until my Switch 2 Mario Kart World bundle giveaway stream! Get yourself entered and be ready, GOGOGO! Also, Cow's ass.

It might be time for me to give up on Bluesky: I'm giving away a wholeass Switch 2 World bundle over here and it's still dead. If you're one of my regulars, you might just have to come back to my Twitter cuz it ain't worth posting everything twice and having to make exceptions to upload vids, too 🫠🫠

Don't worry, I did end up winning this race, though 😈😈

Ya know, when I said MKWorld is "items with racing", I was more dead-on than I realized... I finally made some time to try multiplayer and 💀💀

Eyyy, did you know I'm doing a big, throbbing giveaway on a Switch 2 Mario Kart World bundle in 5 days? Also, Peach's ass.

Going LIVE in FIVE at 5! It's the official start of my new Saturday streaming series for Mario Kart World: Karturday! Also, Daisy's ass.

Sweet, my Switch 2 pre-order from Amazon finally showed up! Can't wait, this is gonna be awesome!

Paulina's ass. Also, did you know you can catch a boost without actually landing?

Right, in case you haven't seen enough comparisons

Preparing for the Switch 2 so I can play just like the people in the commercials

Getting ready for the Switch 2

Going LIVE in FIVE at 5! This will be my last "Hunturday" stream before a new Saturday stream series takes over, so I'm making it count... NOW GET IN HERE BECAUSE REASONS!

I say this in the nicest way possible as I watch this for the fifth time: if anime wants to go full 3D/CG rendering, this is how I'd like it to look. Of course, I have no idea what HoYo budgeted for this cinematic and if it's even feasible for episodic content, but still!

NO FUCKING WAY MIYABI AND YIXUAN GOING TOE-TO-TOE HOLY SHITTT

Genshin really has some Nintendo-like details... like this NPC clapping at you for whipping out your bike 💀💀

This trial and error "Souls"-like stuff is really wearing me down, man... It may be optional, but this stuff really is for people with a lot more time on their hands lol

A whole weekend of nothing but sleep, videogames, and some TV. Ahhh

Well, whether Twitch was just glitched or y'all checked it out for 30 seconds, thanks for cheering my old bones up a bit 🥹

Damn, yesterday's stream VOD goes down as a record low of post stream views (the previous low was 11). I really can't keep setting new heartbreaking lows, folks. My old heart can't really take this anymore 🥲🥲

I WAS FOCUSED ON BEATING THE LEVEL OKAY

I'm not sure who needs to know this, but Clair Obscur does, indeed, have jiggle physics

For anyone curious, playing Game Pass is definitely seeing me restock on reward points pretty quickly! 🤓🤓

Congrats to @forgottenLackey (Twitter) on winning a copy of DOOM: The Dark Ages! And of course, there will be future giveaways, but the key thing was y'all got to see the game running max graphics at 120fps 🤠

It's happening NOW! #DOOMTheDarkAges in glorious 120fps with max graphics! So come on in: you could even win a copy for watching and chatting it up! 🤠

LAST CALL, going LIVE in FIVE* at 5! Come watch and you could win a copy of DOOM: The Dark Ages! 🤠👉 *hours

Right?

Almost there for us normal people and a giveaway happening for #DOOMTheDarkAges tomorrow! Get ready! 🤠

Are you normal and don't want to pay into corporate greed just to access a game two days early? Then my launch normie day giveaway stream for Doom: The Dark Ages is JUST TWO DAYS AWAY! And you can win a copy just for watching, so I'll see ya there?! 🤠👉

GIVEAWAY TIME! Sure, it's on "normie" launch day, but it's #DOOMTheDarkAges! One lucky viewer will win a digital US copy, entry is easy: - Like, RP, Follow - Follow on Twitch | twitch.tv/zyroxz2 - Watch the stream May 15th, 5PM PST Winner chosen from chat, see ya there!🤠

Going LIVE in FIVE at 5! Got my haircut by a girl with a 10/10 ass and light green eyes... So now what? Is my life complete?

Damn, these Switch 2 upgrades go HARD

Going LIVE in FIVE at 5! I'm back but only about 60% recovered with 80% of my voice back, but let me tell you: THIS IS THE WORST SORE THROAT/COUGH I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE... And I'm pretty sure it was DONE to me, someone did me dirty with my food 🤢🤧

Like, this hit me hard like Sigewinne's character story, but hit deeper because of the animation and music 😭

For all my disdain of the exposition they try to ram down my throat, I finally saw this animated cinematic in its entirety in-game, and... my grown ass might have cried, man, dead serious 🥹 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYhp... (yes, it's better in Japanese)

I hoped to be wrong and stream fighting some arch tempered Rey Dau today, but if the fact that I coughed until I nearly vomited yesterday and spent 10 hours trying to sleep only 4 of them due to the most insane throat itch I've ever had, I'm simply not healthy enough, yet 🤧