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Strong enough to raise the dead.

I my coffee to be like I got hit in the ass by a bolt of lightning

I want Chuck Norris to ask it for forgiveness

I want to throw a horse shoe in it and not sink

Strong enough to float a mule shoe.

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

One decaf, coming up!

I like coffee like I like my women: old and bitter.

Its always nice to find my people.

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Hot as Hell and black as death.

And make my teeth squee

“…I’ll get the amphetamine.”

It should darken the color of my blood

I like it to show up in my pits…

Dog Watch coffee. (Sailors will know) This is the coffee so strong you can degrease the engines with it. Oh, and NEVER wash the Chief's mug.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's my kind of coffee. In a 24oz mug. Two of those, thank you.

I don't like it muddy but I want it black as night and tasting like liquified cigarette ashes.

40 weight

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Maybe I have ADHD coffee knocks the f out.. got natural blends now. Lime, ginger & beer root blends.

I want it to be able to melt a spoon.

Strong. Want a slice?

Spoon should stand upright unaided in it 🤣

Mine causes me to take a heart medication to reduce my palpitations

Mine does have a skull and cross bones on it, so....

Coffee is a light amphetamine

Haha!

It crawls out of the cup and challenges you to arm wrestle. Loser gets in the cup!