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BeshearStan

@beshearstan.bsky.social

D+15 Midterm indicator

reggie seidman

@ennui.org

McDEInald's

Abacus Wizard

@abacuswizard.bsky.social

joke: Trump is sitting in the presidential limo at a drive-thru, looks at the menu board, and shouts “What is this? Ronald McDonald is a woman now? McDonald’s is woke! I’m never eating here again! Have fun being banned nationwide, WokeDonald’s!” and the cashier responds “sir this is a Wendy’s”

12/10/26, 4:36 am32 reposts168 likes

Elana Levin

@levin.bsky.social

This might be the best use of “Sir, This is a Wendy’s” ever.

Abacus Wizard

@abacuswizard.bsky.social

It has long been one of my favorite all-purpose nonsequitur punchlines, and I was so happy to figure out a way to work it into a joke where it actually *fits*.