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ME: [orders a Christmas gift] COMPANY, one minute later: here is your confirmation email ME: good, yes COMPANY, thirty minutes later: welcome to our community of like-minded product enthusiasts. to celebrate your new lifestyle journey, we would like to brand you with our logo

9/12/24, 3:39 pm53 reposts510 likes

AJinWA

Seriously!

I just got 3 emails for ordering a single gift card.

Josh Denk

@thejoshdenk.bsky.social

9 Dec 2024

Behold the finest email I’ve ever received!

Harrier Project Management ✈️

@sherwoodpm.bsky.social

9 Dec 2024

Ginza knives are obsessed with me and I don’t know why . I completed my catering degree in 1993 .

sarahquaint

@sarahquaint.bsky.social

9 Dec 2024

and when you click unsubscribe, they offer an option to recover just one email a month. so they knew they were being ridiculous! they knew!!

Archer

@starboardorc.bsky.social

9 Dec 2024

I bought a replacement battery for our Dyson once, now I get regular emails about joining their new product livestream because I must be a vacuum lifestyle enthusiast.

actioncookbook

@actioncookbook.com

9 Dec 2024

[them getting your order] oh man this guy fuckin loves vacuums

Archer

@starboardorc.bsky.social

31 Dec 2024

Reviving this thread because I just got an email with my Dyson Wrapped