KLURT

KLURT

@klurt.bsky.social

Professional Mayo Dumper

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We were discussing the firing of Doeren and I was surprised to see that Stanford is actually 4-4. I really thought that record would've been worse.

I'M OUT OF MY FUCKING SLING SO NOW I HAVE TWO FUCKING ARMS TO TELL YOU THAT THE FUCKING POLLS ARE OPEN TODAY VOTE, MOTHERFUCKERS

USC was a fast better stylistic matchup for Wisconsin than UCLA was. Next week in Iowa City is going to be horrendous.

Ended up being about 11.5 hours, with short breaks to grab food. Mini's team ended up 3-0-1. Mini finished the day with 1G 2A. This should be a solid season.

KLURT@klurt.bsky.social

I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to spend 10-12 hours in a hockey rink.

I FUCKING CHECKED THIS TIME AND THE FUCKING POLLS OPEN AT EIGHT FUCKING AM GET YOUR ASS UP AND GO FUCKING VOTE

I need to know the logistics of this. It feels like something that would require planning. People don't tend to drive trucks with the capacity to haul items 30-40 ft long to football games.

Michael Bischoff@mbishky.bsky.social

I was trying to research to see if BYU fans have ever torn down the goalposts and the only documented time I can find is 1942 when they tore down Utah's goal posts and took them back to Provo where they were cut up and passed out to the band. One piece is still in the museum at BYU.

I am certain that one week between now and November 16 does not actually exist. I have not been able to get my weeks straight, so clearly there is a rift in time and/or space, and one of those weeks will just not happen.

IS TIME MOVING SUPER FUCKING SLOW FOR YOU TOO THAT FIXING MEANS YOU HAVE MORE PERCEIVED GIVING TIME TO FIGURE HOW TO GET TO THE FUCKING POLLS DO SOMETHING FUCKING GOOD WITHIN THIS SLOW BOIL OF REALITY GO FUCKING VOTE

At least I got to dump Mayo on his head

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com

NEWS: Maryland has fired head coach Mike Locksley, @theathletic.com has learned. The first head coach firing of the cycle. Maryland is 2-5 this season.

WE ARE LESS THAN TWO FUCKING WEEKS AWAY FROM ELECTION DAY AND YOU COULD GET THE FUCK UP AND OUT AND VOTE TODAY GET THAT SHIT TAKEN CARE OF BOOT SOME FUCKING IDIOTS FROM OFFICE

Working from home. At this point, everything on my work docket is follow up and that’s all scheduled. Can’t find a show or a game I can play as filler that is grabbing my attention. And I have an hour and a half till my next meeting.

Should I try to replace the rear brakes, pads and rotors, on the Volvo with one good arm? I need the car road worthy by lunchtime.

HEY YOU TODAY'S A GREAT DAY TO GO FUCKING VOTE IF YOU'RE IN FORSYTH COUNTY NORTH FUCKING CAROLINA THE FUCKING POLLS OPEN AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING GET YOUR ASS MOVING AND VOTE SOME FUCKOS OUT OF OFFICE

The HPU women's hockey team invited Micro's team to join them on the ice for the national anthem before their game today. After the game, they sat down with the team, ate snacks, and hung out and talked with the girls. They've got a whole new set of fans.

*me seeing the packaging and all the included hardware and brake grease in the parts I ordered* Ooooh girl this is niiiiiice

Holy shit Platteville booted the defending national champs into the atmosphere. They held River Falls to 21 total yards. Final score, 42-0.

I WAS MISTAKEN EARLY VOTING LOCATIONS ARE NOT OPEN THIS WHEN FUCK THEY WILL BE OPEN NEXT FUCKING WEEKEND THOUGH

Mini's eSports coach is looking for Nintendo Switch docks. Does anyone know of good aftermarket socks we could buy and donate that don't cost the $120 of the Nintendo brand? Preferably one that comes with a power cord.

Same as every time. Ice rink.

Peter@notalawyer.bsky.social

question for the audience: if you were ultra rich (let’s say $25M), what completely frivolous thing are you buying?

Suspiciously, a department meeting was thrown onto our calendars next Tuesday following the town hall we had today. Going into today, I didn't like those optics. But the town hall was just a bunch of corporate buzz word garbage, so I have no idea what's going on now.

FTR, we are definitely going to be seeing some layoffs some time in the next 9 months, but nobody will say when. This has all been communicated via town halls, so today's being completely worthless is almost more frustrating.

They need to put 5G repeaters inside and out of this building. Not enough people have re-upped their COVID vaccines to maintain reception for me.

What is, 4 drones attached to a Styrofoam model car and Halloween smoke machines, Alex?

Pop Base@popbase.tv

Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.

IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY AND EARLY VOTING IS OPEN NORTH CAROLINA MAKE A FUCKING PLAN TO VOTE AND VOTE NO ON ALL THE STUPID FUCKING AMENDMENTS THE FUCKS ARE TRYING TO TRICK YOU INTO