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well they’re gonna want someone who can beat the other Big 12 Texas teams, for starters

New Action Cookbook Newsletter! It's the perfect time of fall, and the perfect time to make soup. Today I'm refining a celebrated ACBN recipe, sharing an apple-fied cocktail, some great new music, talking historic baseball discourse, and more! www.actioncookbook.com/fall-classics/

with prior success in the mid-Atlantic a priority, one name we can expect to see in the mix here is former Appalachian State head coach Scott Satterfield, who's taken a winning record into mid-October for the third straight year at Cincinnati

made eye contact with a coyote on my run this morning, now I gotta find my soulmate I guess

if I pay $35 for a haunted car wash I better die

[regaining composure] a lot of excitement around college football, as one of the most in-demand names in coaching might come onto the market soon

fire Satterfield

lucky shirt on, go guards

[a half hour late because I was in a meeting refreshing the MLB app] HELL YEAH GO GUARDS

It really is touching how the Guardians found Petey Halpin at an orphanage, throwing rocks at neighborhood windows, always with his dog, a terrier with a spot over its eye. "Get out of here, Petey Halpin!" everyone would cry, but the Guardians ... they saw something different.

PETEY FUCKIN HALPIN

working backwards through the Vince McMahon meme as I see each name/entity involved here

good morning

I agree, go Guards

I have counted at least seven times Jose’s helmet has come off tonight, that’s a big night

audible “Jose, Jose, Jose” chants in Tropicana, I love it

NATHANIEL FUCKING LOWE

PATRICK F'N BAILEY

COUNTRY ROOOOOADS TAKE ME HOME TO A PLACE I BELONG CHASE DELAUTER HIT A HOMER COUNTRY ROOOOOADS TAKE ME HOME

I absolutely love that every reporter KNOWS that you have to ask José Ramírez “what pitch was that?” if he hit a big home run

MOOD

THE CLEVELAND FUCKING GUARDIANS

YOU KNOW BROOOOOOOOO

[stoic and calm save for the blood trickling from my eyes] go Guardians

[Jason Isbell voice] 🎵 have fun and stay clear of the NeeDohs 🎵

this might be my favorite correlation-not-causation pattern that the LoseIt app has ever inferred (I eat two Pop Tarts before I head out for a long run each Saturday)

"bada bing, bada boom, I'm done, learn from a professional, kid"

New Action Cookbook Newsletter! It's Friday at the ACBN, and as always, I'm bringing you the best for the weekend ahead - today that includes a delicious carb-load, a Francophone cocktail, some rowdy Irish rock music, a terrific new book, pets and more! www.actioncookbook.com/acbn-friday-...

[climbing down from ceiling] never in doubt, had them all the way, go guards

go to hell Jeffrey Maier

the people who booed Freddie Freeman deserved to see that