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That poser🤪🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

Hegseth has a whole warpaint dept in the dod specifically tasked for covering up his hangovers.

It amazes me all of these “manly men” have willingly castrated themselves for Trump.

Right?! How is cosmetic surgery, makeup, and tanning so popular - and quite frankly encouraged - among middle-aged Republican men? It's kind of weird. The men in my family in middle age and beyond don't do this.. wouldn't even think of it lol

Hadn’t thought about the hepatic part. Good one lol

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The cami tie reminds me of a bad Halloween costume 🤷‍♀️

I would agree with that!

He and his masquerade are so ridiculous.

And what is that pin he is wearing? Looks like a lady's little corset.

He’s just in drag like his orange baboon leader.

Not to worry, the Defense Secretary job is now a put your feet up on the desk, look good for the cameras & have your underlings do the work kind of job. Those doing the work won't be know & will be paid much less. You know, 😉 😉"meritocracy".

Copying the chemical tan pore clogging process. Talk about Fake!

Is he going to become more orange over time like you-know-who?

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Wet Head!

I would agree but he has blush, bronzer, concealer, foundation and probably some color corrector and his brows are done too. That’s a full on face right there.

He should get together with Vance's makeup person to get some eyeliner tips

Omyfukkenwurd.

That necktie... It almost screams "unqualified".

What the fuck is a warfighter? That man needs serious mental health treatment.

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All of these orange-glowed actors playing a big part in this horrible reality TV show.

Its seems cheetos Krasnov is making more cheetos..

It probably rubbed off while kissing trump's ass 🤷🏿‍♂️

Gender affirming care?

The trump look.

Oompa Loompa

Gender affirming?

Good old Whiskey Pete is topping off those chiseled ice cube features with an orange twist. 🥃

I’m guessing he likes the back of the tip…

Tough guy. Next step is the Botox.

All hat no cattle

He looks worse, is he sober?

DUDE.. it took me 8 years to get over a year sober and when I heard that I thought in what world would I have been trusted with a mop if I said that in an interview

...and maybe another white nationalist tattoo, or two...

Kennedy too.

Elon is too chubby to be a good vampire.

💯 exactly this

well he is a fox host old habits die hard man

PH, merit based 🙄🙄🙄, my ass!

He’s just private Joker.

I mean my grandfather received a bronze star for the battle of the bulge. What could he have possible have done to deserve it?

Its a typo. They meany bronzer stars.

Absolutely no comparison! Austin is a rock star!

Dude is a fraud next to this hero… Hogsbreath is a loyalist. He is not worthy of the position that protects our constitution.

We owe him so much!

Do they have an investment of some kind of bronzer company? Why are they all doing this?

So is Trump’s. I suspect whatever he used to use has been discontinued. He’s using something new that’s much more orange. And so are many of his ass kissers. I don’t understand why, as there are plenty of non orange bronzers. This dude has been out drinking.

Wrong Pattern as well. Can probably smell him though. One of those " I'm more of a cologne guy than a shower guy."

Trump with his bronzer, Vance with eye liner and this drunk. All these guys are concerned about being manly while wearing makeup

These MAGA men spend more time getting ready each morning than I have combined in the last year.

Such a cosplayer…camo tie, military pin, pancake makeup…🙄

And looking mighty orange.

The unfit alcoholic rapist was voted in for the very important job… by the hillbilly VP’s single tie-breaking vote 😡

He scares me 😱

Also can someone teach him that he really needs to take his razor up about an inch and a half. Fckin tit, this guy.

You're not being fair, Adam. Given the camo tie, and matching pocket hanky, that's clearly standard issue SpaceX face paint (tone: Sniper on the face of Mars). I actually had to squint to even see him. What a stud.

Huh??????

Lmao, he forgot a few things

The “satin gloss” on the lips.. subtle.. but obvious.

He’s turning orange!!

Trans move girlfriend.

Doug Wilson know Petie’s dipping into his wife’s foundation stash? Pretty sure the CREC doesn’t play that way.

The camo tie Dead give away of a wanna be poser Fuck this guy

And is he wearing a camo tie? Fucking dweeb!

Oh no! Where's his sternum?

He's a cartoon. 🤡

I did not even see the pocket square, I was too distracted by the tie and it screaming "I'm a real soldier boy".

Yeah that is pretty horrible

People who mistake image for substance.

A douche playing Secretary of Defence.

Like a cartoon character that needs to convey his job to the audience

The pocket square looks like a napkin from Party City that he took from one of his kids’ birthday parties.

Beat me, damn you😁

A chemical "caveman" has nothing but a sick, twisted concept of "masculinity"

This kind of douche, obviously.

And they don't even match.

A mere ignorant poser, who tries to look like a walking, talking G.I. Joe. Displays of military hardware scare no other nations. They look more closely at a country's economic strength or weakness, and at the degree of organization or chaos in its government. Opponents love what they see now.

Wtf is that pin? It looks like a top hat designed to look like a corset.

Normal ties show liquor stains.

I came here to say this 👆

How else are you supposed to know he’s MILITARY?!?!

Bet he’s got bone spurs now.

The pocket square looks like it came out of Minecraft

An actor. His director, I mean dictator, told him to be camera ready and to wear a costume like the head of defense

That’s some of that Kentucky bourbon and water douche, right? You can buy it on Amazon? I heard it’s not very effective.

That one!

He reminds me of the film “American Psycho”

First thing my husband did before he strapped himself into a Chinook was make sure his foundation was set. Doesn’t every warrior?

Cover girl approves this message

Nothing but a Brylcream anti dandruff, fly boy poser.

Here's the next step in her evolution

Maybe some red, white and blue frosted tips and lashes?

“His hair was perfect “

Wow 😮 🤮🤢

Don't forget JD. I think it's Maybelline.

He is ridiculous.

#theGELDEDage

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What is the lapel pin? It looks like a corset and a little short skirt. (Appropriate for his interests?) Also, wearing a cammo tie and pocket square whilst dissing our military? Classy.

I think it’s Very safe to say that the “president” is a huge traitor…t***p is also

Oooh. Camo tie and pocket square. I could hardly find him in the picture.