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Our president is a cheesy hustler. So embarrassing!

Smells like farts and ketchup.

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You too can smell like an asshole! Also, made in china

How in the actual hell is this allowed. You elected officials have collectively shit the bed. Just days before our country’s birthday and we are a goddam joke. False idols, corrupt politicians, bought judges. You’re all a sham. I’m glad my dad is dead so he doesn’t have to live through this.

I predict that the woman's cologne smells like Slovenian fish.

No thanks the scent of urine would be a real turn-off

Or even 45,47

Why point it out? He did it on purpose.

Profiting off of the presidency…and because he has done this so much…no one will hold him accountable!!

Ah, the smell of corruption. You can have it, too!

He just keeps ripping his follower dogs off.

According to the ‘fragrance’ website the cologne versions are already sold out … You cant make this shit up… 😶

Hopefully it smells not like him🫣

It's no mystery that Trump fragrances are the stench of his full diaper.

The White House GRIFTING continues

Diaper farts ! Grossssss!

I'm sure good old mitch is proud. Mitch held the supreme court seat so felon could sell the gov secrets for billions. And shoes, steaks, hats, flags, and commerative gold plates to scoop up change from the poor undereducated fan base. Imaginary coins for gov. contracts worth billions ..

If you call to order in the next 15 minutes you’ll even get a free Trump Bible too. 😂

I knew something smelled in the White House but I couldn't put my nose on it. Now I can.

When this shit shows up then I wonder what crazy international act I may wake up too. Good on the maga fools who waste their $$&&

I'm starting to think we are in the matrix, and none of this is real.

Just when you think things can’t get any stupider!

Smells like teen spirit…

Soiled adult diaper and rancid hamberder grease.

Stock up

Simple - it's some concoction that cost about $3 per gallon to make and sells for $200 for 3 ounces. Yet another way to launder money his devotees want to give him.

Smells like Russian hooker piss and disappointment. 😂😂

Pathetic

With a soucon of used Depends 🤢

Smells like a wet Depends

It speaks volumes that 2/3 of the bottle is a statue of shithead that contains no perfume

Holy shit it’s made of solid gold.. nobody has ever been able to make gold paint that’s why it’s gold. I expect trashy stuff from trump but it’ll never cease to amaze me that ppl will actually buy his garbage.

great comment!

JFC

A new nickname.

OMG if this wasn't so effing sad, it would be hilarious.

With a strong hint of Slim Jim.

Stinky Smell

Let's put Trump branding on Democratic voter guides for 2026. This cult does whatever he says. Let's trick them all into voting for Democrats with just one little sticker.

“Felon’s Musk”

lol !

Serious question: Does Trump have a home shopping channel? He's peddling an awful lot of crap.

And the grift will never end will it? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Maybe they can call it trumps gas 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨or orange 🍊 clown 🤡 cologne 😱

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The folks who bought the gold shoes will be lining up for this as well.

The Onion, right?

Isn't this illegal?

A president that does not give a shit about ethics.

LOCK HIM UP!

This is a joke right

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂…cough, cough 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Remember the emoluments clause is not a criminal offense. It’s a congressional oversight that only Congress can enforce. And that means REPUBLICANS

Hummmm...i would go more with Krasnovstan

trump is opening the doors for Democrats to do the same thing! He couldn’t care less about his dumb racists white supremacists and white Nationalist who will be deported when Dems get into power! They will be locked up in alligator Alcatraz! They will be constituted as criminals against humanity!

He is disgusting in every possible way.

Don't give him free advertising

Leave the live CSPAN on overnight tell them you are paying attention.

Oh for fucks sake… 🙄. Will it ever end.

But didn't Eric say the Trump family wasn't profiting from the presidency? Hmmm. Apparently, he's been wearing this noxious crap himself and it's further addled his brain.

Apparently he has nothing better to do

🤮💩,maybe ?

OMG! Every day the Trumps are making money on something. Has to be illegal!

This is just embarrassing.

For a Brit that's SO funny. A Trump is a fart. Some fragrance!!

Is this what you spray on to turn MAGA?

A literal golden idol.

45 - 47 diapers are next.

... $249 Unbelievable. ...

The family of grifters is going to grift. He is always looking for a new way to scam his cult followers.

🤣🤣🤣 First Grifter President we’ve ever had!! WTH?? How are people thinking this it okay, especially the fundamental Christians?!! He lies, he is an adulterer, a rapist, and he throws out the f bomb in public!! I just don’t get the loyalty to this horrible person!

The guy is a snake oil salesman.

Right out of a comic book villain, but the mega maga cult doesn’t see it…

Oh, it's worse than that. Try dirty diaper (large size) and leaking bag.

He's a man whore, goodness gracious what a scallywag.

Isn’t a president selling his junk for personal gain unethical and even criminal ? Besides, isn’t he suppose to be too busy doing his job? If he was in any other job he would be fired for neglecting his work and abusing his position of authority.

Makeup too along with ass smell 🤮🤮

Not available in musk 🙂

Literally Eau De Toilette, 😆 🤣 😂

You too can smell like failure with the hints of saggy octogenarian ball sweat after long muggy summer day.

Who TF would want to smell like that asshole?

Disgusting!

You got yourself some idolatry stink.

It is probably rebottled crap from the Dollar Store.

Fight Fight Fight to wash that stink off.

Probably smells like poopy diapers and body odor.

If you want to smell like urine and crap -- yeah, go buy it

The grift continues

Just walk into a McDonald’s. That’s the smell you’ll get.

Brought to you by Trump, stinc.

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😂😆😂😆Corrupt dictator like in a comic book. A mix of Hitler and Dagobert Duck.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like.... Trump's Victory cologne.

Is being reminded of his scent triggering?

OMG!!

Don't forget the ketchup.

Smells like corruption with top notes of ally betrayal and low notes of genocidal revenge.

MAGAts seem to have an endless amount of griftable $

Rancid republicans.

Ass, new from Trumo

I want to know what it smells like so I can id these maggots even when they arent wearing their ugly little hats.

Hahahaha

I'll take "what smells like sour milk, roadkill skunk, unshowered teenage junk, and tyranny for $1000 Ken."

I'm sure the fragrance will have strength, as in a strong oder.

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Packaging and the ‘fragrance’ all made in China.

One smells like rapist. The other smells like convicted felon. Insurrectionist mastermind is yet to come.

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Clearly our fuhrer continues to look out and care for us! #Resist #NoKings #TACO #DeportElon #AbolishICE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

“The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril.” — The Merry Wives of Windsor (Act 3, Scene 5)

Trump needs his own Home Shopping Channel to sell all his junk!?!

Moth balls are a more trendy scent.

Eau du Merde

The Senate is voting to cut Medicaid and food for children - and the POTUS is selling perfume! This is insanity!

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He is trying to coverup the stink of the BBB that smells and make money all at the same time,and his cult followers will buy this stuff.

He isn’t capable of standing like that. Even the pose reveals the utter absurdity of all of this.