Big Balls has resigned! Let their DOGE involvement follow them all for the rest of their lives! His name is Edward Coristine.
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Big Balls has resigned! Let their DOGE involvement follow them all for the rest of their lives! His name is Edward Coristine.
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Edward Coristine Big Balls has RESIGNED at 19. Yes, KGB descendant. 🧵 bsky.app/profile/love...
"He was a Line X officer, part of a technical espionage division." 🚩 "Edward “Big Balls” Coristine happens to be the descendant of Valery Martynov, a KGB agent who spied for the US."
bsky.app/profile/erth... TIES RIGHT IN!
Dad Charles Coristine=CEO of LesserEvil snacks (sued because they’re not healthier than other snacks). Big Balls’ paternal grandfather was a spy who was executed by the KGB in 1987. Big Balls had been pulling down GS-15 pay—the highest grade a civilian can have in the government. He’s 19 years old.
Wired article about this: www.wired.com/story/big-ba...