Not just blue, Bluey

Missed #Caturday, because the race was on Sunday! #NASCAT

Pepperdine Law School

@alivitali.bsky.social @stephruhle.bsky.social - which one of you sent the "We the People" memo? 👕

Happy first Monday in October to all except the six Supine Court justices.

Thanks to Kidscreen for reaching out to get my thoughts on Ynon Kreiz stepping in as CEO of Paramount/WBD. (Para at the Disco? Ynon-ymous Content? Kreiz and Whispers?) kidscreen.com/2026/10/01/y...

Schmitt for Brains tries again?

Plausible news: to celebrate the president’s visit to the Texas-Tennessee game, ICE just raided the Taco Bell Mas Student Section.

ABC does a story about how Twatsky's presence at the Tennessee-Texas game screws up team communication. Immediately, the announcer audio goes all staticky. ETTD.

How hard did the White House have to work to come up with an all white construction crew in Washington, DC?

If a tree (President) falls in a forest (bloviates), and there's no one around to hear it (no TV), does it make a sound (lie)?

Chuck Grassley is about two McConnells from a Fenstein.

At this point, Newcastle's best chance for a goal is to have the Leeds defence feed back to Trafford. #lufc #halftime

I like my food duty free and my kids doody free.

If Trump renames Lake Ontario as "Lake America," kids will learn a new acronym for the Great Lakes - not HOMES, but SHAME.

Another key piece of the Dolly Parton legacy - millions of children reading. RIP.

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty. AI: What great insight you have! A cup can simultaneously be half full and half empty. Did you know that the cup was invented by Samuel Cup, in 1997?

Nothing to see here...now enjoy your "hamburger."

Not that I've missed him, but where have they been hiding Trash Patel the last few weeks? Disturbingly quiet.

Nothing more.

Nothing more.

If we're out of missiles, drop Cybertrucks on them.

Free wisdom ⬇️

John Barron Dullard Airport

Comedians at the White House Correspondents Dinner used to speak truth to power. Oz Pearlman correctly guessed how much money was in Tom Homan’s CAVA bag.

Hollywood loves sequels, reboots and crossovers. I give you: The Moanyssey.

Perusing transfer list. Ok, @mancity.com, now you're just making stuff up: Oliver Whatmuff (Loan Out)

@meninblazers.bsky.social Continuing to think about Erling Haaland's "trophy." 🦝 Does a taxidermied raccoon need to be checked, or is it carrion?

I don't think we can count on Tom Tillis to have grown a pair when it comes to voting in Blanche DuBleah.

Lindsey Graham has been dead for three days, and he's still more coherent than Chuck Grassley.

@joycewhitevance.bsky.social How can Blanche refer in his hearing to the slush fund/IRS as a "settlement," when (per Forbes): "The judge said the parties in the case are barred from referring to the 'settlement agreement' or trying to use its provisions in any official proceedings."

@durbin.senate.gov Hey, Senator - in response to your questioning, Blanche just referred to the "settlement" that exempted Trump and his crime family from tax oversight. Didn't the judge in Florida prohibit the use of that term, having ruled that it was a sham case?

Slash. No slash.

And as he watched Lindsey Graham board the “down” escalator, John McCain waved from behind the pearly gates and said, “I tried.”

Lindsey Graham before (?) Mitch McConnell. Now that is gonna fuck up the prediction markets.

Belgium's Prime Minister offering Trump a box of Belgian chocolates at the NATO summit.

Are you washed in the blood of the scam?

Dozens sickened in raw milk chugging contest at The Great American State Fair MAHA Day.

While I'm glad he's getting the help he needs, and agree with those who call out his privilege, I'd add that his silence further stigmatizes mental health issues - suggesting they must be hushed up until one is treated and ready to return.

Substantial progress in Switzerland: Iran and JD Vance reach agreement that Trump is an a**hole.

I believe that we will win! #USMNT #WC26 #USAAUS Waffles is intrigued by the "CATAR" sign.

Having a ball. Glad you're not here.

A few thoughts on the UK's proposed social media ban for under-16s.

Trump - the blockade was more effective than the bombing. IOW, our war strategy sucked.

Dum-Dum Don just summarized the un-freezing of Iranian assets, in a surprisingly coherent way, by noting that it's their money and no one would invest in the dollar if we didn't give it back. Would someone like to tell him about that transfer under the JCPOA that he rails over?

@aliciamenendez.bsky.social Why do you and MS-NOW continue to platform these insane rants. Summarize after if he says anything...ANYTHING...truthful and important.

DC's Union Station this morning. No, you sycophantic dickwhistles, it’s the first day after a dementia-ridden, rotting inside and out, egomaniacal 80-year-old’s birthday party, complete with clowns. July 4 is traditionally the country’s birthday.

Tonight’s Mitch McConnell- Chuck Grassley MMA match has been unavoidably postponed.