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This is a grave (haha) insult to Vampires, assuming you're placing Interview With A Vampire's (1994) Louis (Pitt) in the same company.

*guffaws*

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Good one:)

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LOL

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Good one ☝️

You think he’ll sell the Carfax Abbey nextdoor to Gracie Mansion?

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He had wait til 8:30pm to order his bacon, cheese and egg on an English muffin

Oh. I get it. Took me a whole. Very good.

* coffee spray *

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LoL!

Zombies have no problem with daylight

Malignant energy vampire

Clearly he is a Lich

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he must party with katie and stevie Miller.

A major flaw in his strategy

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antisementic

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Bwahahaha

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#1 hot take

Even vampires don't like that guy

Automatic follow.

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Andrew Cuomo, Normal Human Bartender

🦇Spotted Cuomo leaving NYC tonight.

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www.cityandstateny.com/politics/202...

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There is a lot of garlic in NYC, come to think about it…

Brilliant.

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i believe when they carry their casket open with a little bit transylvanian soil they can present themsleves in sunlight

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Not even with the fangs extended?

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When you’re a vampire 😅

No wonder we never saw him in Manhattan either

I don’t know… Steve Miller manages to appear during daylight hours! 🤣🤪💯🤪🤣

He even had an air-conditioned hearse drive him the couple of blocks to the polls, then said “it wasn’t too warm” for the rest of us to walk and line up to vote… in the 103-degree heat.

Can’t stop laughing. Good one!

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This does explain why he made no attempt to cross any thresholds, nobody wanted to invite him in.

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Buffy taking out his key lieutenants didn’t help either.

I don't appreciate what you're implying.

Legit laughed out loud and scared my cat.

Thank you. You have added to this hopeful night with laughter 😂

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You’re freaking hilarious!