Josh Crowley (@jdcrowley)

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"So how about you? What're your parents like?" "Well, my mom needed an AI to tell her I like animals."

ChatGPT, do I have a kid?

ChatGPT tell me what I love about my child

Really funny to think about how badly 2024-2025 Bluesky libs lost the "Democrats shouldn't focus on kitchen table issues" discourse. El Sayed out here literally talking about eggs

Listening to the second season of Sold a Story and pulling my fucking skin off. Jesus Christ, how much of our world has been ruined by a single man with too much power and a grudge? No wonder we’ll be obliterated by climate change.

something i don’t see discussed much is that even if it wasn’t stained with bigotry, harry potter is something you probably should’ve just like… grown out of at some point, rather than integrating it into your adult identity

if you give a moment's thought to hitler's crash pad catching fire beyond "i hope the trees are ok" you need to be shaken until you don't even remember that moment. there are pictures. history is preserved there.

NPR says a kilometer is the same thing as a (mile)

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

a great reminder that Matt Yglesias is wrong about everything and you really shouldn't listen to him on anything. like, he's the very embodiment of everything people hate about liberals.

i wonder what percentage of the electorate now understands that this man and maybe 75 other people like him are actively trying to destroy our lives. that he is the biggest national security threat we have faced, even moreso than bin laden or whoever. its got to be dawning on more and more people

I would never in a million years design such an obvious and heavy-handed torture simulation. I mean, Donald Trump as President? Jesus, at least put a little gloss on it. Y’know? If you’re gonna go through all the trouble don’t just leave a bunch of exposed wires that give the whole thing away.

You'll hear conservatives say that mental illness started with Millennials, then you read a 200 year-old book and it's all gay guys throwing themselves on the ground in weeping fits or manic ladies beating their brains out against the wall and everybody's like, "Yeah that happens sometimes."

The biggest danger to this administration is being a non-white person who is funnier and better at posting than them. That's why they're arresting this woman's family members for running a weed store two weeks before an election. She has the juice and that's dangerous.

getting tired of watching people die for an Elon Musk scam

‘Pure arrogance’: anger in Finland as Google illegally fells 250,000 trees for datacentre

If you like Marry Me Chicken you might also enjoy Fuck Me Chicken but I would probably avoid making Kill Me Chicken even though it's by far the easiest of the three recipes

it's 2030. there is one american game job. the game is a result of the fortnite-roblox merger. they added gatchas and ads exclusively for prediction market platforms. while you work on it, jared kushner and a random c-suite with at least 3 sexual assault cases take turns yelling at you.

1999: Wow the internet is so incredible, this is going to revolutionize everything. Collaboration is the cornerstone of civilization and this is a huge leap forward. 2026: If you spell out "sex", "die", "death", or "suicide", the 3 websites nobody ever leaves will hide everything you say forever.

ICE and the deportation machine have made it harder for migrant sex workers (and other workers) to come forward about trafficking. Racism, stigma and criminalization of work sectors (including Nordic/Equality) help fuel exploitative situations.

It's really fucked up that "let a billionaire talk at millions of people" is considered a normal thing in our society, as if they have anything to contribute, considering the only thing they're good at is exploitation which is the opposite of contribution.

Going for the This Week Fuckup Trifecta and having AI make a painting of my wife on the toilet crashing out on LinkedIn over Halloween decorations, with an accidentally transphobic caption that I run with because of the wordplay

It’s all such stupid shit and this doesn’t really matter but I think the next President should unilaterally rename the United States “New Ontario”, rename Lake Ontario “Lake Mexico”, and rename the Gulf of Mexico “Gulf of Canada” as a petty pointless “eat fuck” to Trump.

Even as someone who isn't a fan of the USSR, this is woefully inaccurate, on top of being incredibly transphobic in its own right. This is the USA with its mask of "democracy" ripped off. Also, even though I'm a cis-het man, I know for a fact that this isn't how being transgender works.

and I can do my banking on this app???