Lyin Tad

While wage and salary growth has slowed to roughly pre-pandemic levels, health insurance costs have surged. Sage Eco @soberlook Carl Quintanilla

Turn the picture sideways and it looks like a hearse

We are watching, in real time, the biggest fuck-up by any president in the history of the United States of America.

The legacy media sat there while Trump lied about the past elections and "joked" about running again in 2028. They did not boo. They did not walk out. They just sat there and ate their dinner. The journalists in that room will be remembered as the journalists in that room.

He looks like a big bag of mashed up assholes.

High-scoring soccer scrimmages between two groups of dudes with nothing on the line are certainly cute!

Holy shit🤣

Crybaby

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NO!!

Gen X is the biggest disappointment loser generation of any of them

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

I fart on MAGA

This one is 100% real. Verified. vs No it isn't.

Get him OUT of our politics!

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

2025 Trump: "If we happen to be in a war with somebody, no more elections. Oh that's good," (As Trump begins military operations in Iran, the White House is threatening an executive order to nationalize elections.)

Sex Pistols are not essential. Minor Threat is very essential.

today has been an amazing day for refreshing webpages

Your friends hate your bullying and bad behavior. They say fuck off, former friend.

All day I see Equinox and Prologue drivers slayin’ it, and Tesla drivers eatin shit and being dorks.

Babies

BREAKING: jonathan ross a certified bitch

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New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Sliding into the Weekend 😸 #Caturday

May this era of thick fatties never end.

People keep forgetting: fuck baseball.