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i gave mark zuckerberg’s ai access to my bank accounts, email, and docs. i am very smart

Dave Karpf@davekarpf.bsky.social

NYT tech reporter sings the praises of Meta Muse. It can do everything for you! Even set your fantasy football lineups! My dude... you know that's called "cognitive surrender," right? www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/t...

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Just give this app access to all your financial records and we'll find all your old subscriptions for you and cancel them.

This is like the NY Mag personal finances reporter who was conned into putting 50k in a box and handing it over to a rando